Daily Affirmation 11-5-11

[Archie]

Before you criticize someone, first, try walking 1 mile in their shoes...... That way, you'll be one mile from them and you'll have their shoes.

 

[Mudcat]

I could use some new shoes and there are people I'm very critical of. So the big question is, how do I get my hands on their shoes?

 

[Archie]

gotta ask Jack Handy.....


I thought some more on this....

might not the joke be on the shoe thief? Yes you are 1 mile away and you have someone's shoes...

but a) what if they don't fit well, you are gonna get blisters and b) their foot funk/stink is now on YOUR feet...

 

[Saulty]

I would never want be in Verne Troyer's or Shaquille O'neal's shoes.

 

[Muse]

Wally i like this. Very clever. Archie, quit making assumptions. These shoes fit perfectly and smell like CGNJ's vagina. THey're perfect.

 

[Archie]

quit making assumptions.

muse, quit making assumptions...

Wally had nothing to do with this... it's all Jack Handy

 

[Saulty]

Archie good timing on the thread post..you made it at exactly 11:51

 

[Archie]

Archie good timing on the thread post..you made it at exactly 11:51

oh wow, nice catch..

completely accidental.....

plus it was 10:51 here

 

[Archie]

"If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say."

 

[roguejuror]

muse pay attention