Could you swim 9 miles to save your life?

[Saulty]

I did flip turns. Not trying to pee on your Corn Flakes but I didn't find them all that difficult or noteworthy.



Now thinking back - re the dramatic finish of Open Water - I believe the guy was actually wearing a life jacket but he unfastens himself and goes down. And does not come back up.

Bada bing, bada boom.

The real question is why would a scuba diver that was left behind by accident was wearing a life jacket.

 

[housepicks]

I fail to recognize the question.

 

[Archie]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0__eWU1N12c

 

[housepicks]

Cmon arch....muddy would use the Sharks to kick flip off of.

 

[housepicks]

Go Mudcat go Mudcat go Mudcat go........

 

[Tron]

Thread delivered.


FairWarning, I would drown in mile 3.

 

[betplom]

Thread delivered.


FairWarning, I would drown in mile 3.

A svelte, fit metrosexual like you?

Common.

Even plommer could backstroke 9 miles to shore.
Oh it might take me a week, but i could do it, pal.






Lockaaaaaaaaaaaay!

 

[Tron]

plommmayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

What's new, pal?

 

[betplom]

plommmayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

What's new, pal?

What's new?

General contempt for life, back pain, and sore kidneys.

Plus a toothache that's killing me, going to the dentist later today to have it dealt with.

Other than that everything is just fukkin peachy.


How's life treating you these days, daftotronlock?

 

[Tron]

We all have a sore back at our age, plommer.

I'll need a hip replacement in 7-10 years.


Why are your friggin kidneys sore?

Plom, life is good beyond the aches and pains of getting older.

Hot girlfriend whos a great cook, boys are healthy and love that I'm coaching their baseball team. I consider myself a lucky guy with untreated sleep apnea.

I mean that.

 

[betplom]

Tron you are a lucky guy.

Indeed.


Marty is pretty lucky as well. French fukk. Tabernac!


I have no idea why my (left) kidney is sore, it just is.

 

[roguejuror]

In the annual GL 9 miles away from shore race mini bash I would ride on wally's belly to shore. In the case there was no wally present I would drown right away, because i'm black and us blacks can't swim, we just can't.

 

[betplom]

You niggers can't skate either.

Water (in any form) seems to be the enemy of the brown man.

 

[Mudcat]

I've heard people say freezing to death would not be a bad way to go. I believe they are just thinking of the part where you are totally numb and skipping over the part where you are uncomfortably cold as fok and then aching like fok.

 

[Blitty]

My kidneys feel a bit sore this morning as well.

Prob from mixing the codeine with scotch and acetaminophen last night..

 

[Matty]

4 out of 5 Gamelivers agree that death doesn't sound like fun.

 

[Mudcat]

Burning to death would be quite a thing. Talk about a whole lot of rapidfire new information in your last moments.

Probably pretty uncomfortable.

 

[IAG]

Brazen Bull. Enough said. Thanks MC. I'd probably be thinking that while floating in the ocean...."at least I'm not in the Brazen Bull...."