Could you be the next Aflac spokesduck?

[Mudcat]

Insurance company Aflac is taking applications from people who want to be the new voice of its signature duck. The company fired comedian Gilbert Gottfried after he posted insensitive remarks on Twitter about the disaster in Japan, a place where Aflac makes much of its money.


I gotta find what those insensitive remarks were.

 

[Mudcat]

First one I found reads like an homage to Yakov Smirnov.

"Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them."

 

[pico]

yeah, find out what the remark is.

Why did the Japanese kid drop his ice-cream?
Because he was hit by a building

 

[Mudcat]

Here's another:

I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, "They'll be another one floating by any minute now."



"What does every Japanese person have in their apartment? Flood lights."




"Japan called me. They said 'maybe those jokes are a hit in the US, but over here, they're all sinking."




Maybe he should have been fired for not being very funny?

 

[pico]

Isn't it ironic?

Fish are now eating raw Japanese.

 

[pico]

I was asked recently whether I liked porn.

Do I like porn? Does a bear shit in a Japanese schoolgirl's mouth?

 

[pico]

Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

 

[Mudcat]

I got pico's attention.

More from Gilbert:



I fucked a girl in Japan. She screamed, "I feel the earth move and I'm getting wet."



My book #rubberBallsAndLiquor was released in Japan. It's making quite a splash.



I asked a girl in Japan to have sex with me. She said, "okay but you'll have to sleep in the wet spot."




What do Japanese Jews like to eat? Hebrew National Tsunami.




I was talking to my Japanese real estate agent. I said, "Is there a school in this area?" She said, "Not now, but just wait."



My Japanese doctor advised me to stay healthy I need 50 million gallons of water a day.

 

[Matty]

Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

Holy fok.

 

[Mudcat]

Maybe Bread could be the next spokesduck. He has always been very sensitive towards the Asian demographic.

 

[reno cool]

Gilbert is a legend, he deserves poetic license. Of course, I might not say that if I was Japanese