Cougar Bait: World's Greatest Lover

[Blitty]

This thread should be retired. Easy HOF.

 

[bacon]

Still can't believe Coug bumping this to get into cami's crotchless panties. Kind of an oxymoron if you think about it.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Cami, call me.

 

[Bread]

Yeah I'll call ya
A bitch or a ho
After I ball ya

 

[Cami]

Cami, call me.

Will tits Mcgee be there too?!

 

[Cougar Bait]

Yes. She's ready too. Lift your shirt up again.

 

[Cami]

Is my other half invited Cougs?

 

[Cougar Bait]

Pope approved

 

[Cami]

 

[bacon]

what in the h e double hockeysticks is going on here

crazy kids

:muddy:

 

[bacon]

bumped for DUnit

 

[kato]

i still can't believe acid joe cleaned off his cum with his tongue

fucking legend

rip

 

[Cougar Bait]

this thread

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I just read this entire thread.

It was like reading the play by play of the JFK shooting.

Your cum is reminiscent of the magic bullet.

As far as licking your own cum off of a woman's tits, any guy doing that is either protein deficient or knows he had pineapple for breakfast.

I wouldn't felch a supermodel on my worst day with cotton candy scented cum dripping from her pussy palace.

That's just me of course.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Casper you certainly have a way with words

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Casper you certainly have a way with words

Cougar, I try.

Much like my love life, it's all white noise and no substance.
I'm jealous because you shot a load coaxed by a woman's vagina.

I'm happy when my hand doesn't feel like a salt rubbed ham at 6 in the morning when I am jerking off.

It's the little things in life that mean so much.

 

[betplom]

Bump for Cami

Bump for Cougar Bait

 

[housepicks]

I antway ootay eesay amicay itstay ootay.