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What was the length and girth of the strap on? I'm assuming it was black in color..? :dunno:
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the details are rough I was very, very drunk as I would have to be to lose my anal virginity. It was weird I think she slipped me some kind of drug, a roofie or something because when she first put it on I saw a slinkie hanging from her pelvis alternating in lengths. Then before I knew it I was strapped down doggystle with Christmas Stockings and she was wearing a Santa hat and a beard and kept spanking my ass screaming "ho ho ho! Murry Christmas!"

In the end I woke up feeling strangely satisfied. I would love to be able to have a bowel movement though.

174 has left for the evening but I am open to the :inquisition: as it needs to proceed if necessary to prove my legitimacy. Ask me about any specific detail of the evening and I will respond as best I accurately can.

Sauce on the spaghetti? Butter for me, with parmesian (generis). Her? Tomato, 2 meatballs.

What was I wearing? Jeans, fleece and my Rolling Rock T.

Her? I should remember. I don't.

Flavor of Hi C to chase Tequila? Orange.

Anything. I am here and I am only real with you.
 
i was really just teasin stevies...im on a 2 day dry spell and am beginning to get a little sketchy...i havent checked blogs in quite a while...i didnt know it was a prerequisite to do before reading posts :dunno:
 
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