Confessions of a dearranged degenerate mind

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

She was solid guys I promise. And no I don't live up there I live down in Texas I go there once every few years. I was hanging out with my other second cousin and he threw a party...she loved my texan accent + alcohol... We were quickly progressing bases when my asshole cousin walked in and said "I see you met your cousin Dustin" I was like FML. It was sort of an awkward moment. I just wish he coulda waited 10 minutes TBH

10 minutes?



you cant make this shit up

 

[l7ustin]

lmao I was in High School still 5 minutes woulda been more like it

 

[stevek173]

solid play

pics of the girl?

for me it wouldve been 45 seconds later

 

[l7ustin]

dunno if itwill work but meet my moms cuzzins daughter...

 

[Bread]

Dustin you would get a free pass to make inbred babies with this girl. Wowie.

 

[stevek173]

dunno if itwill work but meet my moms cuzzins daughter...

Holy Christ!

If this is for real, grats. Stone cold knockout. Why not keep it in the family?

 

[roguejuror]

i stroll the streets of hialeah for recently arrived woman.

confess.

 

[rito]

i stroll the streets of hialeah for recently arrived woman.

confess.

looking for hookers?

 

[Bread]

I think he means fresh off the boat and vulnerable.

 

[rito]

I think he means fresh off the boat and vulnerable.

vulnerable to becoming hookers