Confessions of a dearranged degenerate mind

[stevek173]

it's the little trains of thought I get on that really scare me.
Like I'm passing through this little town, and a statie pulls out in back of me and I get scared then he turns off and im happy and I'm like that feels like taking down maybe a $150 pot at the poker table, then in my warped mind I'm like that makes no sense this was in no way ever a +EV proposition, then I'm like who even thinks like that wtf.

Not the best I know, bet there's some good ones out there though.

Confess.

 

[InTheHole]

I am attracted to whores that dress up like clowns

confess

 

[illmatick]

I like pale thighs where the hair follicle slightley starts to protrude from the skin. raspy legs if you will


confess

 

[fiveteamer]

I like to have sex with children.

Confess.

 

[Fu Manchu]

i am into overweight african americna women

confess.

 

[fiveteamer]

I'm kidding.

I only like making sex with full grown girls.

 

[Bread]

I once let a black guy go down on me. I don't even remember his name.

Confess.

 

[stevek173]

I once let a black guy go down on me. I don't even remember his name.

Confess.

ROFLsauce orly?

 

[Bread]

ROFLsauce orly?

It was really cold outside. And I needed the ride.

 

[stevek173]

bwahaha uhh i mean, nothing wrong with that dude.

 

[Bread]

stevek we can't all have a photobucket filled with half naked hot chicks at our disposal.

Some of us have to do what we have to to get by. Ya dig?

 

[InTheHole]

stevek we can't all have a photobucket filled with half naked hot chicks at our disposal.

Some of us have to do what we have to to get by. Ya dig?

lol

 

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

I once let a black guy go down on me. I don't even remember his name.

Confess.

WTFinpussy

 

[Bread]

UTeot, don't be like that.

 

[l7ustin]

I went to third base with my second cousin at a party in Wisconsin before I knew we were related...

 

[stevek173]

I went to third base with my second cousin at a party in Wisconsin before I knew we were related...

I don't see u at fault on this; did she know before u?

 

[Bread]

I went to third base with my second cousin at a party in Wisconsin before I knew we were related...

Was she hot? This carries a lot of weight in vilifying you here.

 

[l7ustin]

She was solid guys I promise. And no I don't live up there I live down in Texas I go there once every few years. I was hanging out with my other second cousin and he threw a party...she loved my texan accent + alcohol... We were quickly progressing bases when my asshole cousin walked in and said "I see you met your cousin Dustin" I was like FML. It was sort of an awkward moment. I just wish he coulda waited 10 minutes TBH