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FOK U DRUNK GUY AT THE KANGAROO (Lil' Champ)

I'm inside paying at the counter when we hear this noise outside. Guy just pulled in and ran into one of the parking post in front of the stores. He parked right next to where I had parked and fortunately didn't hit the Tahoe. He stumbles out of his ride and into the store.

As I'm getting into my ride I see a guy on his cell and I ask him if he is calling it in and he says yeah so I figure "good, I don't need too".

A couple blocks down the street I start to thinking that the cops might not get there before the guy leaves so I turn around and head back. Not sure exactly what I was gonna do but at the very least I would block him in so he couldn't leave. As I'm headed back I see the guy pulling out.

So I get in traffic behind the guy and call 911. We are about 4 miles outside of town and while I am still on the phone with 911 he swerves over into oncoming traffic and forces two vehicles of the road. Luckily no accident there. Another 3 miles down the road and the cop finally catches the guy.

He will be spending Christmas night in jail and luckily no-one was hurt. Second guessed things since it happened. Hate turning someone in but also hate that drunk drivers are out there and so many times the innocent are the victims. Also really pissed that even though it all worked out I probably should have done initially what I went back to the Kangaroo to do anyways cause in those 7 miles there was almost an accident and very easily could have been one.
 
Fok you people who buy beach condominiums facing the road. Could you REALLY not cme up with the xtra 75k to buy a placefacing the ocean? Your wife is ashamed of you and so am I.

You are the exact reason that cancer was invented by Lew Alcindor.

Quit half steppin broseph.
 
FOK U Dan Mullins!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For not kicking the fieldgoal right before the half and costing me the cover. Not to mention the Razorback defense that allowed not 1 but 2 fourth down conversions to get it under the count.

FOK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For not playing what turned out to be an EASY winner with Murray St.
 
FOK U OCAL POKER!!!!!!!!
FOK U EARLY!!!!!!

I am fok'n you before you fok me Ocal Poker. I am leaving work early (now) and I am heading your way. I am gonna win today you fok'n money pit. I am gonna get up $800 and then I am gonna get up from the table, smile at my table mates and walk the fok out.

FOK U OCAL POKER TODAY IS MY DAY!!!!!!!!!!