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fok u door knocking jehovahs for waking us up at 7:15am

fok u ultra competitive soccer mums who didn't listen when i said: CHIP IN AND BUY THE LITTLE DUDE ONE PRESENT FROM ALL OF YOU. now i have to find a way to sneak all of this shit out of the house and to the shelter without him spazzing out. which is impossible. CUNTS.

fok u nail polish that chips 30 mins after a mani

fok u jenny from the block


Solid fokking right here :greencheck:
 
There is a guy at work who whistles. Specifically he whistles the shave-and-a-haircut thing. I hope people know what I'm talking about when I say that. It's a stupid but familiar short melody which can be easily looked up I'm sure. Maybe there is a more modern thing to call it, but shave-and-a-haircut is the old guy name for it.

Shave and a haircut - 10 cents.

He doesn't do it constantly. I'd guess he does it about 12 times a shift on average.

He's not particularly close to me; he works at the far side of my cell (for lack of a better term). So about 12 times a day - every day - I'll hear the shave-and-a-haircut melody whistled from the far end of my section.



It took me several weeks to even identify who was doing it. He's not a bad guy overall but Fok-U with the whistling shave-and-a-haircut 12 times a day.

And just generally Fok-U to people with annoying public whistling mannerisms.
 
There is a guy at work who whistles. Specifically he whistles the shave-and-a-haircut thing. I hope people know what I'm talking about when I say that. It's a stupid but familiar short melody which can be easily looked up I'm sure. Maybe there is a more modern thing to call it, but shave-and-a-haircut is the old guy name for it.

Shave and a haircut - 10 cents.

He doesn't do it constantly. I'd guess he does it about 12 times a shift on average.

He's not particularly close to me; he works at the far side of my cell (for lack of a better term). So about 12 times a day - every day - I'll hear the shave-and-a-haircut melody whistled from the far end of my section.



It took me several weeks to even identify who was doing it. He's not a bad guy overall but Fok-U with the whistling shave-and-a-haircut 12 times a day.

And just generally Fok-U to people with annoying public whistling mannerisms.

I looked that up and it's apparently a big thing with train conductors.
 
Cali more more MORE MORE!!!

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fok diogee for being Willie's favorite

fok Wally for inventing this thread of simple hate

fok mcb for being FUCKING SEXXXXXYYYYY!!!

FOK (oops sorry caps lock still on) all these old guys here who drink beer on wednesday mornings for a living while i work for piss and peanuts

fok dance girl