Colonoscopy-which of you degenerates been there?

[topgame85]

Varying reports of how shitty it actually is so lets get the real story. As unhealthy as most gamblers are,stress, drinking, smoking, overweight, sex with tranny hookers etc. I am sure many have had to get one to check out the situation. How much does this process blow.

 

[betplom]

It can be quite pleasurable if you are in the right frame of mind.

 

[fiveteamer]

My father died of colon cancer and I tuen 30 in a year and ahalf so I will be going for these soon.


God bless.

 

[Mudcat]

I have not had a colonoscopy but I once had a cystoscopy which is when they shove the camera up your sheboinker. For most of us that is a much smaller hole and a much more harrowing experience.

That's how hardcore I am.

I only cried a little bit.

 

[Archie]

nope but while we are on the sujbect of uncomfortable ass hole invasions....

but I'm pretty sure I should go get my prostate checked... I think I made it about softball size in college with amphetamines.

anyone ever had a biopsy taken of their prostate?

 

[topgame85]

sorry to hear 5'er no history in my family but people starting to pressure me to get checked out becuase been shitting blood for a year, only 24 and unisured so reluctant to spend the $1200 or whatever but they are not giving me much of a choice in the matter. I figure I am laying $1200 and some discomfort against my life which isn't too good of a bet in the longterm.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Never. However, I do get fisted every once in a while.

 

[fiveteamer]

topper I watched my father die and take his final breaths in front of my eyes.

topper you take these tests, it isn't a big deal, it could save a lot of heatbreak.


god bless/

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

sorry to hear 5'er no history in my family but people starting to pressure me to get checked out becuase been shitting blood for a year, only 24 and unisured so reluctant to spend the $1200 or whatever but they are not giving me much of a choice in the matter. I figure I am laying $1200 and some discomfort against my life which isn't too good of a bet in the longterm.

Hemorrhoids.

 

[betplom]

sorry to hear 5'er no history in my family but people starting to pressure me to get checked out becuase been shitting blood for a year, only 24 and unisured so reluctant to spend the $1200 or whatever but they are not giving me much of a choice in the matter. I figure I am laying $1200 and some discomfort against my life which isn't too good of a bet in the longterm.

Go get checked, so many ailments are treatable/curable if detected early.

 

[Bread]

Jeezus topper go get that checked out. Even if it's only minor, it's just gross!

 

[RayRay]

topper, i will tell you buddy, its not the most pleasurable ordeal to go through, but the peace of mind you receive from a clean bill of health is well worth it. diverticulitis runs rampant in my family and when i hit 30, i got all kinds of tests done that they said i didnt need for another 5-10 yrs. to be honest, the day before, when you have to fast and drink the stuff that makes you shit all day, is probably the worst part of the whole thing.

 

[Bread]

LOL love your sig RayRay.

And I agree...health should not be f'd with. How many stubborn men have died too soon because they were too rugged to visit a doctor. Ninja please!

 

[Cougar Bait]

Sometimes I give them to myself, but the other day I ended up on the floor in a fetal position upside down with my ass in the air and a tooth fairy appeared and gave me herpes, a 6 piece McNugget, and a rimjob.

I think that's how I got the mouth herpes. That tooth fairy is a fukkin bitch.

 

[Swarmy]

Bread lives by these. But not the medical kind.

 

[RogueScholar]

Hey Topper, I'd be more than happy to do some sort of...dress rehearsal...with you.

 

[Fu Manchu]

scholar's organic colon scoping procedure comes with a 99% patient satisfaction rate

 

[RogueScholar]

That's what I've been telling Onner since I met him!