Circumcision

[Bread]

Boys, Gamelive would be a much happier place if Teela was actually a filthy hooker.

Ya feel me Acid Joe?

 

[Teela]

I would hypothesize that most circumcised penises are American-born. Very few guys born in other countries are "cut."

I feel as though I need to do research into this.

 

[MrX]

I would hypothesize that most circumcised penises are American-born. Very few guys born in other countries are "cut."

I feel as though I need to do research into this.

I'm thinking Israel is probably pretty well-represented in the circumcision department.

 

[Bread]

Why does Teela hate Jews???

 

[Teela]

Research needs to be done, Mr. X.

I suspect that there will be a large sample size needed.

 

[Teela]

I'm going to a Jewish food festival on Sunday. I called it the "Jew Food Festival" and I was told that I was being racist.

I shall check penises while I'm there.

 

[Bread]

If I had my foreskin still, I'd make it my lifetime mission to pull it over Teela's head and beat her up like a hockey fight.

 

[Teela]

Can the skin stretch that much? I have much research to do...

 

[MrX]

Map for Teela:

 

[Bread]

Can the skin stretch that much? I have much research to do...

Not sure. I guess we should add this experiment to your research project?

 

[MrMonkey]

I've only seen pictures. Anything you've heard to the contrary is a lie. I'm as pure as freshly fallen snow.

I love the taste of freshly fallen snow...... but Teela, didn't Whitey plow your driveway some time back?

 

[Teela]

MrMonkey, that is a rumor that I can absolutely say with 100% certainty never happened.

Mr. X, please stop trying to ruin my study with data.

 

[MrMonkey]

I thought so Teela, unreal the rumors that go around here!

Teela, do you like the taste of freshly fallen snow?

 

[roguejuror]

no wanna go to bush

evil boy for life

happy happy joy joy

 

[Bread]

Teela just texted me to tell me that she's not going to get any uncircumcised cock tonight.

Well that was nice!

 

[roguejuror]

I wonder if Acid Joe is cut. (Yes homo, if yall want, fok it)

 

[Bread]

I'd love to see what Acid Joe's monster looks like. I bet it is stoic and impressive, while still bearing the scars of a million pleasured women.

Fuck man, Acid Joe. :

 

[roguejuror]

It must be HUGE and FAT. Like a fukkin wet torpedo of love.