Casper's Bankroll

[bacon]

If there was a way to block me from myself I'd probably do it a few times a month.

 

[bacon]

Casper needs a KOL Stripper Flask and to hit a bar that college girls and a few trust fund MILFS hang out at NOW

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Casper needs a KOL Stripper Flask and to hit a bar that college girls and a few trust fund MILFS hang out at NOW

My ex Victoria bought me a flask for xmas 2013.

I need to break it in.

 

[bacon]

Casp KOL is the coolest.

Fuck some college girls then leave campus and crash on your MILF's couch. Oh look what a sweet guy he's watching the kids and everything.

Then when the MILF comes how to find you snorting blow off a college girl's tits in front of her kids think of what a good friend bacon is.

 

[housepicks]

Number 1

If he blocked me days ago he would have never responded to the peeing thread I made.

Number 2

Casper is in a new city...did he lend money to a fresh face of did an old one PayPal him money out of the blue...seems unlikely either way.

 

[bacon]

I told Bread on his wall I was about to block him and instantly request him back as a show of power. He instantly accepted me back.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

About to leave the bar and call it a night.

Final Daily Spending:

$25 on laundry and shaving stuff
$40 on Guinness and QuickDraw
$10 on a scratch off
$100 on a BetOnline deposit

I am left with $425
I also opened up a bank account and deposited $60 into it.

Cash on hand is $365

 

[Matty]

Why do you need a new bank account? Your biographer needs to know.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Why do you need a new bank account? Your biographer needs to know.

I have a Carolina one.

Easier to bank with a Massachusets one.

 

[bacon]

what area does 480 cover?

 

[Matty]

Don't you guys have HUGH national banks?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Their are national banks but my bank in NC was a Carolona bank.

480 is Arizona Bacon.

 

[Matty]

You should probably patronize a bank that caters to mobile types.

 

[bacon]

Casper I will roll on a couch with wheels down a road into into a parade of drunk MILFS.

DON'T test me.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Casper I will roll on a couch with wheels down a road into into a parade of drunk MILFS.

DON'T test me.

The invitation is open pal.

 

[bacon]

I wonder is Stanley Johnson has a fax machine

 

[Blitty]

I randomly drove out to Atlantic City today.

Won $2900 on blackjack.

Tipped the dealer $130.

Feels good man.

 

[bacon]

grats man