Caption This Shit - Thursday Edition

[fiveteamer]

They are two different shirts.

 

[Bread]

They are two different shirts.

OK.

I bet you also have dogs lick your ass while having sex.

 

[stevek173]

when I was in high school I was sleeping with this girl and the family cat came and started licking my leg. i stopped it then and there. when i threw him out of the room and slammed the door he kept batting at the doorknob. fucker was smart, she was hot.

 

[Matty]

Pogo humps the side of the bed from time to time. True story.

 

[Cougar Bait]

ALCOHOL: It's All Fun And Games Till You Get Closelined By A Canadian In A Plaid Shirt

 

[fiveteamer]

Technically it is madras.

Bread you strike me as the kind of guy who buys his clothes at Costco.

Step yo game up playa.

 

[Archie]

ALCOHOL: It's All Fun And Games Till You Get Closelined By A Canadian In A Plaid Shirt

How DOES this guy do it?????

genius

june POTM all but wrapped up again

 

[Cougar Bait]

ALCOHOL: It's All Fun And Games Till You Get Closelined By A Canadian In Madras

There, I fixed it.

Actually it sounds better too.

 

[Matty]

Technically it is madras.

Fancy.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

"im just gonna pose cool cause the dude out of this picture has a PHD is "so smart it will make you puke"."..... had to be there to get that.

"posing behind eastern european ethnic men makes me look internationally aware."

 

[Bread]

Technically it is madras.

Bread you strike me as the kind of guy who buys his clothes at Costco.

Step yo game up playa.

Come on guy, Jeff Ross pulled me on stage and in front of the whole audience asked if I got my clothes from FEMA.

Step your amateur hour insults up playa.

 

[roguejuror]

That's the dude that said you look like ralph malph?

 

[Bread]

Yea man he destroyed me. It was pretty awesome.