My friend from CA went to Canada for vacation. These are her FB status updates:
Time to brush up on my French... Off to Montreal, Quebec in Canada... Au revoir America.
Her friend: HEY! Are you in the land of foxy Quebecois boys and hockey and poutine yet? Note: If you order poutine anywhere, be sure to pronounce it poo-teen. If you pronounce it poo-tan they'll think you're asking for a hooker!
Being in Montreal Canada makes me homesick for a few things... mainly
In N Out and the ability to speak English freely..
How's your trip so far??
Completely and utterly screwed. Water fell on my cell phone and it won't work.. at all. I'm in a foreign country, don't have a computer with internet, and have no phone. I'm going to either die here in Canada, or never make it back home. FML!!!!!!!
Honestly... I think I'm being struck down by the hand of God. The entire contents of my purse were stolen last night... No phone. No camera. No money. No ID. At this rate... I'm never going back to America.
Blitty: Canada is worse than Tijuana.