CaliGirl's Match.com Escapades

[Virtuoso]

just made match.com profile

looking forward to our date

 

[reno cool]

fucking mrmarket, 100 posts and already a legend

Can't wait to see what happens when Plommer finds out wno baybud is

 

[Bread]

I can say the alphabet backwards, tie a tie and do a cartwheel, just not all at the same time.

I fucking KNEW IT! Now where is my video!

Reno stop calling me names and everyone STOP HIJACKING THIS THREAD!

 

[stevek173]

I would enjoy video of a Cali/Bay Bud date.

 

[Bay Bud]

I'd never walk up to a crowd of 12 chicks and talk to a girl that I thought was really hot, in front of her friends....

you're really afraid of a flock of females? they're really only frightening after you settle down with one.

true story...was in newcastle, england, back in the 80s. place called the tuxedo princess, big-ass cruise ship that had been converted into a multi-level meet/meat market, about 7-8 different types of pubs and discos. female-to-male ratio in newcastle is amazing. buddy and i had been cruising through the different bars on the ship and finally made our way to the huge disco. the dance floor was full of gals dancing with each other while the guys were mostly just standing around watching, looked kinda' funny. so my buddy and i make this bet to see who can get the most girls on the floor dancing with each other. i topped out at five at one time, he won with seven. i'd see a group of 3-4 gals and just walk up, stick my face into the middle of their table and say, "excuse me, ladies, but i can't figure out which one of y'all is the prettiest so would all of you like to dance?" and they'd come out to the dance floor. funny thing was they would all bring their purses and set them by their feet, which was odd to me. when they started pumping the dry-ice smoke onto the floor, they'd pick their purses up and hold them while dancing. turns out there had been a rash of thefts so the women never let their purses out of their sights.

 

[Bay Bud]

you guys totally hijacked my thread.
i'm staring a new one tomorrow, on the original subject.
carry on. bay bud - nice profile. yo should start your own match.com thread to compare.

a thousand pardons, ma'am.

i know right?
baybud - where do you live?

yes, texas. find the body of water known as canyon lake on the map and you're pretty much zeroed in.

I would enjoy video of a Cali/Bay Bud date.

odds are very much against such an occurrence. there's a large age gap that is probably insurmountable. she looks to be in her 20s and my wife is in her 50s, so i don't think it will work out.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

fucking mrmarket, 100 posts and already a legend

Can't wait to see what happens when Plommer finds out wno baybud is

who is baybud?? is he a ghost? who else lives in TX other than Teela? Wait, didn't she move?

where in texas does baybud live?

 

[Cougar Bait]

where in texas does baybud live?

I think he said find Canyon Lake.

Maybe that was an offer Cali.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

got it. I'm going to be in Austin this month visiting family....

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=canyon+lake+tx&ll=29.847791,-97.973328&spn=1.353097,2.414246&client=safari&oe=UTF-8&gl=us&t=h&z=9

 

[Cougar Bait]

If Bay Bud meets this hottie before I do I am doing something terribly wrong.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

cougs, where do you live again?

 

[Bay Bud]

got it. I'm going to be in Austin this month visiting family....

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=canyon+lake+tx&ll=29.847791,-97.973328&spn=1.353097,2.414246&client=safari&oe=UTF-8&gl=us&t=h&z=9

i live just below the stickpin on that map. tell your friends to take you to either the driftwood winery in dripping springs or to wimberley and i'll meet y'all for lunch.

 

[Tron]

Cali, you should include your "crying photo" in your profile, guys love that shit.

 

[Bread]

 

[Cougar Bait]

cougs, where do you live again?

Rockford, Illinois. Home of Cheap Trick, bad roads, and humidity.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

here are my match.com photos:

 

[Tron]

Not on a Match profile common guey

 

[Bread]

Daffy not today~~~

Excellent call putting up the one of you with some African babies. Who doesn't have a soft spot for African babies?!?!

Might I suggest you add this one as well? Sit back and enjoy the results.