CaliGirl's Match.com Escapades

[Archie]

Bread, that looks like a black person to me! We talking Mexicans right?

I think you are doing it wrong....

see the part where he says "oh snap yes I did"

at that point you are supposed to imagine him saying it, like that black gay dude would have.... channel that Pizzazz and ooomph back into the joke bread cracked about racing to the border.....

see?

 

[MrMonkey]

I think you are doing it wrong....

see the part where he says "oh snap yes I did"

at that point you are supposed to imagine him saying it, like that black gay dude would have.... channel that Pizzazz and ooomph back into the joke bread cracked about racing to the border.....



see?

So much crap flys over my head! That's life!

 

[Archie]

So many fly balls over my head! That's life!~Raul Ibanez-mlb's worst defender

FYP

 

[Bread]

I love blacks and Mexicans. What can I say?

I also love poetry, scotch, and of course, my good friend Baxter here.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

i suspended my match.com account. no time for it.

but my coworkers all swear by okcupid

 

[Deuce]

i suspended my match.com account. no time for it.

but my coworkers all swear by okcupid

I am on there, decent looking fellow, its all hogs and train wrecks. Wasting my time.

On that note, I get a lot of traffic but the 8's, 9's, and 10's don't respond. I've been with 8's my entire life. May be a wee bit out of Mike Boyds league without a personal meeting. My personality makes me 100%.

 

[fiveteamer]

okcupid is unreal. I keep meeting the same girls over and over again.

 

[Tron]

I am on there, decent looking fellow, its all hogs and train wrecks. Wasting my time.

On that note, I get a lot of traffic but the 8's, 9's, and 10's don't respond. I've been with 8's my entire life. May be a wee bit out of Mike Boyds league without a personal meeting. My personality makes me 100%.

10's don't respond to 8's, pal.

In fact, no such thing as a true 10 on an online dating site. 10's don't need an online dating site.


common duece you're smarter than that.


duece, know your capabilities, son. It all begins with knowing your capabilities.

 

[Deuce]

10's don't respond to 8's, pal.

In fact, no such thing as a true 10 on an online dating site. 10's don't need an online dating site.


common duece you're smarter than that.


duece, know your capabilities, son. It all begins with knowing your capabilities.

False daffer.

Daffy, they are on there pal but they have issues like every broad. Just more than a "normal" broad. Daffy, we aren't looking for love, just a moist hole to put my rod into. We will hopefully succeed at some point.

 

[mcbaseball10]

False daffer.

Daffy, they are on there pal but they have issues like every broad. Just more than a "normal" broad. Daffy, we aren't looking for love, just a moist hole to put my rod into. We will hopefully succeed at some point.

If they have issues, then they are not a "10." What's wrong with an 8 anyways? Deuce, what's the lowest you've been with? Be honest. I've been with some 5's that I'm not proud of. "Slump busters" if you will.

 

[fiveteamer]

Deuce you live in Detroit, right? What the fuck do you expect?

 

[mcbaseball10]

Deuce you live in Detroit, right? What the fuck do you expect?

Good point.

 

[Deuce]

If they have issues, then they are not a "10." What's wrong with an 8 anyways? Deuce, what's the lowest you've been with? Be honest. I've been with some 5's that I'm not proud of. "Slump busters" if you will.

Prob a 6. I would settle if they were even remotely cute. I am talking hogs pal...

Those are just a taste pal. We're buried.

 

[fiveteamer]

Yeaahhhhhh. That's a HUGH no right there.

 

[fiveteamer]

Would rather make out with that white dog. I'm sure he/she/its breath tastes of beggin strips. I'll take it.

 

[Deuce]

Ok, this is what happened with the first broad with the dog...

She messaged me and I ignored the bitch, that was yesterday. Today, she sends another...

Hey, I know I messaged you before but I think your a one in a million catch. I would like a chance to talk to you if you seem interested in me. If you want to know anything about me just ask. I do hope to hear from you.

Then, that isn't even the best part. This is her profile...

I have never been in a relationship, but I do now how to treat a guy with respect and be a good person. I know relationships are a learn as you go type of thing so I would like to give it a shot and hopefully you can give me one.

I do not go to school, have a job or a car. I am not a low life or a lazy person. I do have a mental illness such as bipolar, depression, and social anxiety. If you can not handle that then please don't waste my time. I want someone who can understand about mental illness and will accept me for what I am/who I am. Having a mental illness is not all me. There is more to me than that and I hope you will at least give me a chance. Everyone deserves a chance.

 

[mcbaseball10]

Deuce, maybe they weren't 5's then if those are 6's. I've jumped on grenades twice, but those grenades weren't that bad.

 

[Deuce]

Deuce, maybe they weren't 5's then if those are 6's. I've jumped on grenades twice, but those grenades weren't that bad.

I didn't bang those broads. Are you kidding me. I am stating that a 6 is the worst I have been with. Those are 2's and 3's pal. Bobby would bang those types.