CaliGirl's Match.com Escapades

[Matty]

i miss you, did you check out that mess of an e-mail from AMEX?

Where, what?

 

[kato]

We have received your application for the position of Manager Business Development-1105807. Based on your qualifications, we invite you to complete the next step in our hiring process by answering some assessment questions for us. Although some questionnaires may be shorter or longer, most take approximately 40 minutes to complete. We recommend allowing one hour of uninterrupted time to complete the assessment questions.

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assessment from AMEX, matty.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

3some?

need photos first. and a match.com style summary.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

HellOO?

Did I not give a detailed, expert opinion?

i loved your opinions. and i agree fully!!!

 

[kato]

need photos first. and a match.com style summary.

jello is cuter

i am short

i will film you and jello

 

[Badnina]

I bet you have great assessments, Kato

 

[CaliGirlNY]

any tp roll pics?

 

[kato]

I bet you have great assessments, Kato

thanks dear.

 

[kato]

any tp roll pics?

i am shy.

bad weedwacker accident.

jello will personally email you.

 

[Archie]

Yeah I think Jello and Kato need to supply some TP roll pics

 

[Jello]

I don't do match.com style summaries. Too much like work.

You're right kato, we blew it.

 

[Badnina]

i loved your opinions. and i agree fully!!!

good. You definitely don't want a guy who plays for both teams because the penis will win every time. If that weren't true, strap on would never have been invented.

 

[kato]

I don't do match.com style summaries. Too much like work.

You're right kato, we blew it.

we lose again

 

[Jello]

Yeah I think Jello and Kato need to supply some TP roll pics

I fit snuggly into a $10 quarters roll Archie. It's pretty freaking impressive actually.

 

[Jello]

good. You definitely don't want a guy who plays for both teams because the penis will win every time. If that weren't true, strap on would never have been invented.

Nina, you think very highly of the penis it seems.

Not that that's a bad thing. Just an observation.

 

[Badnina]

Nina, you think very highly of the penis it seems.

Not that that's a bad thing. Just an observation.

A woman wants to be satisfied, she either gets herself a penis or a good vibrator which is a penis with batteries. Or chocolate ice cream but that is a completely different subject.

 

[Matty]

assessment from AMEX, matty.

I get the feeling that they might want to assess you.

Jesus.

 

[Jello]

Sounded like you were saying even a guy who plays for both teams will always go for the penis in the end because the penis is so magical or something. That's where my observation stemmed from.