california here i come

[Archie]

Teela's Not worth MEETING

not if she is 5 mins away


now if I bumped into here somewhere.....

she'd be worth MEATING though

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

LOL. Love Louis CK.

 

[rito]

Mf you should really get your masters. Im sure youd learn a lot and advance your career.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

LOL. I'm starting to see the light, durito. Seems like a worthwhile endeavor.

 

[Teela]

You might even be worth someone's time in getting to know...

 

[Jello]

At least get a graduate certificate.

 

[Teela]

Can everyone just send me a copy of their resume so that I can determine worthiness of acknowledging? Thanks in advance.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

You might even be worth someone's time in getting to know...

I think that all depends on where one goes to grad school...

If I have my masters, there's no way I'm going to associate with someone who attended an "ultra competative university" in St. Louis.

 

[Bread]

All I learned from this thread is that Cali probably is not banging Jello when he goes to NY any longer.

Puppet Mattress wins again?

 

[Teela]

I would encourage the banging, but one has an advanced degree and one is a mere high school dropout. As a result, I don't think he knows that his penis is supposed to go in the hole.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

How good is Jello's spitting technique? I think Caligirl is the type of aristocrat who could forgive his educational transgressions temporarily if he has other skills that compensate for the vast intellectual superiority that she possesses.

If he can spit in her eye from 3'4" away with consistency, I still like his chances.

 

[rito]

Can everyone just send me a copy of their resume so that I can determine worthiness of acknowledging? Thanks in advance.

Hi, Im durito. I studied Economics (i think thats what it was anyway) at University of Colorado in Boulder. It took me 7 years to graduate. Then I sold mortgage loans that were surely all foreclosed on for a year. Now i post on gambling message boards, bet on sports, and live in Colombia.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I would encourage the banging, but one has an advanced degree and one is a mere high school dropout. As a result, I don't think he knows that his penis is supposed to go in the hole.

What if she got pregnant somehow?

Automatic abortion. Could you imagine having a child with a high school dropout? Eww.

 

[Bread]

Hi I'm Bread and my life achievement is....

Well.

Hi, I'm Bread.

:theshrink:

 

[roguejuror]

I think that all depends on where one goes to grad school...

If I have my masters, there's no way I'm going to associate with someone who attended an "ultra competative university" in St. Louis.

oooh im a fan of this one

 

[Archie]

Hi I'm Brian

I was a failed foken Athalete and pre-med student. got a B.A in Psych and Bio, and M.A in Community Counseling

I know work as a lowly church secretary and live in a church basement.

I'm quite prolific on the gambling boards....... but only as a prolific nuisance

in my free time... I like to avoid meeting posters, try to meet Casper, talk to posters on the phone when i'm drunk or doing housework.

I suck at capping

I strive to some day win 3 best bets in a row, and to not come in last in the fantasy football thingy

God Bless

 

[senco78]

I'm jethro
got a high school diploma thanks to sports
and dropped out of community college in the 2 Q of my first yr.
I now play with my wood

 

[Archie]

I'm jethro
got a high school diploma thanks to sports
and dropped out of community college in the 2 Q of my first yr.
I now play with my wood

I've seen your wood......work

its beautiful

I'd be proud to have your wood in my house