Buying A Car

[Cougar Bait]

Just bought the 2011 Chevrolet Malibu LT

has 88733 miles on it.

Minimal $$ down and after the interest (with my crappy credit) $16,295

What is this a typo then?

 

[Matty]

He put $1.5k down.

Guy cannot plan ahead, honor his bets or keep track of past mistakes, you think he's going to pay off a multi-year loan?

Cougar, meet Casper.

 

[FairWarning]

Negative. He spent 1.5k.

I see what you did there. Nicely played Matty.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Ah I get it

Your're of the opinion that what has already been paid by Casper is all that's going to be paid

 

[Matty]

I did not do anything. I just know my Casper.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Gamelive.....

Where everyone knows everyone.

 

[roguejuror]

I like that one

 

[Matty]

Gamelive.....

Where everyone knows everyone.

You're the messiest human being I've ever met.

 

[roguejuror]

One day at GL HQ there'll be a sculpture of Casper outside the building.

 

[Cami]

Will it be a naked sculpture?

 

[roguejuror]

of course

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

You're the messiest human being I've ever met.

I'm actually a pretty tidy guy Matty.

My apartment is clean and I don't leave dirty dishes in the sink.

I take the garbage out regularly and I have a Glade product of some sort in every room of my apartment.

I brush 3 times a day, use a whitening mouthwash and use a facial exfoliator.

I also manscape more frequently since the "Vegas Penis Shot".

 

[bacon]

I'd like to see the two of you arm wrestle to settle all differences.

 

[Matty]

Wasn't talking about cleanliness. I'm a total slob in that department.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I'd like to see the two of you arm wrestle to settle all differences.

No differences.

I have his pipe.

It's Matty being Matty and Casper being Casper.

Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme

Mathieu and the Beast

 

[Matty]

one t

Matty
Mathieu

it makes no sense so it's easy to remember

 

[Cami]

Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme

Mathieu and the Beast

:fagotitty:

 

[Matty]

You're just borrowing that car anyway. Price is immaterial.

Time for some gamboling.

Malibu is repo'ed within a year +200
Repo'ed within 2 years -250
Repo'ed at any point -1500
Loan is paid in full +25000

Everyone loses!

Negative. He spent 1.5k.

Ah I get it

Your're of the opinion that what has already been paid by Casper is all that's going to be paid

He put $1.5k down.

Guy cannot plan ahead, honor his bets or keep track of past mistakes, you think he's going to pay off a multi-year loan?

Cougar, meet Casper.