Bored... Story Time.

[l7ustin]

I got to third base with my cousin once...good times.

 

[Tron]

1st, 2nd or 3rd cousin

Makes a hugh difference

 

[RayRay]

flock flock flock...

jaja

 

[l7ustin]

1st, 2nd or 3rd cousin

Makes a hugh difference

2nd, had no clue we were related

 

[Polaroid]

2nd, had no clue we were related

How did it happen? How did you find out you were related? Have you spoken to him/her since?

 

[Bread]

Tell us more, Jerry Lee Justin!

 

[Rubyn]

I once shit my pants in high school.

It was shooting out of my ass like flock flock flock.

The end

Is Venditto our new fiveteamer? I think he could be.

 

[l7ustin]

How did it happen? How did you find out you were related? Have you spoken to him/her since?

my mom is from a small town in wisconsin. when i was 16 my 13 year old sister and I went to wisky for the summer with my grandparents. I was staying with another 2nd cousin who was throwing a party at his house...there were several people there but none were hotter than this chick. we got drunk, smoked some weed and started making out, we found a nice quiet room and were about to do a lot more when the host of the party walked in on us with some bad news. i didnt know her then and i have never seen her since

 

[roguejuror]

What was the bad news?

 

[Bread]

Do you still see this cousin? When you make eye contact, does she look down in shame, knowing that at one time you gave her the jelly finger?

 

[l7ustin]

What was the bad news?

we were about to incest like po dunk hillbillies

 

[roguejuror]

Do you still see this cousin? When you make eye contact, does she look down in shame, knowing that at one time you gave her the jelly finger?

i didnt know her then and i have never seen her since

pay attention bread

 

[Jello]

Jello likes Chardonnay. One day he decided to go to the liquor store but it was closed. So instead of just going to another one he decided to come home, get on his computer, jack off nine times in a row to the latest Brock Landers video and in 30 minutes his semen turned into Mr. Monkey.

Pretty much.

 

[Jello]

Is Venditto our new fiveteamer? I think he could be.

I love Patty. I love him so much.

 

[Tron]

There is only one fiveteamer, Robyn

Commmmonnnnnnn palllllllllllllll

 

[Jello]

Muddy you fuckin prick. lmao

So you tried the stew, eh?

 

[CaliGirlNY]

jello, is sarah mclachlan a lesbian? I thought I heard that once

 

[Jello]

I heard she was into beastiality.