Blitty!!!!!!!!!!!

[wal66]

Plommer it would look something like this

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[betplom]

Don't forget "T E E L A !" as you bust.

 

[Matty]

Don't forget "T E E L A !" as you bust.

 

[BGS 9.5]

 

[Bread]

Is Wally getting some RIGHT NOW?!?!?!?

OMG this is exciting. JUROR!!!!

Our Wally is growing up before our eyes.

 

[Badnina]

What have ya'll done to Wally?

 

[Rubyn]

Very weird thread.

 

[senco78]

WALLY:

 

[Mudcat]

Blitty, the first chick has birthing hips. I can do that for free anytime.

I wasn't expecting that. I am seeing Wally in a new light.

 

[wal66]

Muddy, disappointed?

Muddy, those hips are wide and have those lil crinkles on the side at the base of the cheeks, those type hips are commonly refered too as birthing hips.

Muddy it's not a negative nor does it diminish my appreciation for women.

Muddy, I evaluated the background of te picture and based on considerable experience I am convinced this female also smokes. Muddy, I would rather never get laid again than to lay with a smoker.

Teela, no need to start smoking, I abide by "No Means No" as well.

 

[Mudcat]

No I'm not disappointed at all. I didn't realize you were in a can-get-laid-whenever-you-want situation. I thought you had more of a sad sack thing going on as far as getting laid. Sorry if that sounds insulting - it's just an impression I picked up on the forum somewhere along the line.

But if you can just scoop up a chick like that any time, that definitely casts Wally in a new more playerish light. Birthing hips or not, a guy could do a lot worse.



I'll guess they all smoke.

 

[wal66]

Muddy, I may have embellished a bit (maybe a lot, might have even flat out lied) for comedic purposes about "anytime I want".

 

[betplom]

I'll guess they all smoke.

Any chick that smokes also likes to fuck. Broads that smoke are into pleasure.

Also, broads with tats also love to fuck.

Finding a broad that likes to fuck isn't difficult, finding a woman that cooks/cleans & likes to fuck is much more difficult.

 

[Bread]

Plommer how was the sex in prison?

 

[Saulty]

Any chick that smokes also likes to fuck. Broads that smoke are into pleasure.

Also, broads with tats also love to fuck.

Finding a broad that likes to fuck isn't difficult, finding a woman that cooks/cleans & likes to fuck is much more difficult.

Most women who smoke are doing it to lose weight. And most people don't like to fuck ashtrays. Tats are overrated. Most of them are so ugly they are repulsive.

 

[Mudcat]

Muddy, I may have embellished a bit (maybe a lot, might have even flat out lied) for comedic purposes about "anytime I want".

Oh. I probably should have figgered. I want to ask for the follow up story about if you actually contacted any craigslist womenfolk and what happened, but now I'm thinking the whole thread is just comedy.

I'm so naive sometimes.

 

[betplom]

Plommer how was the sex in prison?[/IMG]

The correct term for sex in prison is "masturbation".

You already knew this.

Most women who smoke are doing it to lose weight. And most people don't like to fuck ashtrays. Tats are overrated. Most of them are so ugly they are repulsive.

Pavy I'm no fan of broads that smoke and/or have tattoos, I was merely stating a fact.

Don't shoot the messenger, pal.