Blitty!!!!!!!!!!!

[wal66]

Blister, I'm in Jacksonville, I have the city paying for the shiznik of a hotel, I have the internet and a pocket full of cash.
Blitty give me a quick lesson in the Craigslist Escort thing.

 

[Polaroid]

This thread has potential.

 

[Matty]

Oh wow.

 

[wal66]

Blitty, I don't wanna surf bottom feeders, I want top shelf here.

 

[Matty]

Hahaha. Top o' the shelf Craigslist ho for Wally.

Wally that's like asking for premium American beer.

 

[kato]

wal, welcome to gamelive

 

[Matty]

Did wal67 hack into 66's computer?

 

[Blitty]

Wally you are quickly becoming my new favorite poster.

 

[Enigma]

matty there is premium american beer if you know where to look

 

[Blitty]

Lesson #1

Wally, you are a larger man than me. In the escort world that will def. work to your advantage. The majority of pimps will be intimidated by you.

 

[wal66]

Blitty do I tell them I'm a fat fck before they arrive or just keep that a lil secret?
When do we talk price cause if it's after she arrives I'm thinking the price won't be as negaotiable.
Can I expect hidden charges?


What's this about pimps? Blitty, I ain't letting no-one watch me do the nasty. I mean I'm turning her face down so she can't see the evidence so I sure as hell ain't allowing no pimp to stand guard.

 

[Blitty]

who the fuck rated this thread 1 star!?

 

[wal66]

Don't sweat the rating Blitty, this is more like a public service announcement.

 

[Blitty]

Blitty do I tell them I'm a fat fck before they arrive or just keep that a lil secret?
When do we talk price cause if it's after she arrives I'm thinking the price won't be as negaotiable.
Can I expect hidden charges?


What's this about pimps? Blitty, I ain't letting no-one watch me do the nasty. I mean I'm turning her face down so she can't see the evidence so I sure as hell ain't allowing no pimp to stand guard.

You shouldn't have a problem with pimps because you are a nice, honest, respectable guy. Basically not a scumbag like myself. Also the pimp usually waits in car outside.

Do NOT tell them what you look like. That is not necessary.

Be discrete on phone when taking prices, like, "How much are your services" "How many roses for your company". But she may not want to talk on phone and say "we will talk at your place"

When she comes try to negotiate at door, or let her in and speak while still in doorway area. Make sure the negotiations are clear on both parts. Make sure you define you want 'full service'.

The more crystal clear the better. Any grey areas could end up disappointing you in the end.

 

[Enigma]

hint: most of the guys getting hookers aren't adonises

 

[betplom]

HEAVENLY ANGEL

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/ads/1926785367.html

☻ S u P e R C u T e M o D e L ☻

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/ads/1926784192.html

Wallaaaay!

Don't pay up front! Show her the $$$ and leave it on a desk for her to have only after you bust a nut.

====== H E A T H E R ======

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/ads/1926782948.html

 

[wal66]

Blitty, the first chick has birthing hips. I can do that for free anytime.

Chick # 3 has some street in her. Blitty she's in a friggin cast, Blitty I can't be taking a break cause she's got an itch from the cast.

Now chick #2 has potential, just the right amount of slutty sophistication.

 

[betplom]

Walaaaay!

Those broads were courtesy of Plommer, not Blitty.

wake the fuck up, pal.


Wallaaaaay, I'm sure the guys would all chip in and cover some of your cost if you made a video of the blessed event.

Don't forget to shout out "T E E L A !" as you climax!

thanks pal.