Big Boys Club

[Matty]

8th out of 208, bitches! I have 2 months left to gain 40 seconds and beat Rod fokkin' Bottrell. I can do this. 💪

 

[Tron]

Do we know what kind of bike Rod The Bod has?

Is he mashing a carbon fiber frame?

 

[Matty]

Do we know what kind of bike Rod The Bod has?

Is he mashing a carbon fiber frame?

Rod is/was rocking an aluminum-framed gravel bike, nothing too fancy: https://www.opusbike.com/en/product/adventure/413-horizon-al-grx.html?CouleurId=336

My other nemesis (Rob, #4 in the top 10 above) has a tricked out carbon-framed Cannondale Supersix EVO with aero wheels. He's relatively weak on the flat segments, Ima beat him first.

 

[Matty]

An Owen Sound bum tried to steal my bike earlier. I went back home to grab my water bottle and left the bike just in front of the apt door for like 10 seconds. I had noticed the bum before entering the apartment but figured he didn't have enough time to grab the bike before I came back out. I was right, except that he was going for it and was about 10 yards away when I came back out. He did a quick 180 while I yelled "What's up man? Do you need a new bike?" He ignored me and I flipped him off while I rode away.

I was shaking a little bit afterwards.

Dirty fucking bums.

 

[stevek]

Machu handling bum business!

 

[Blitty]

Geez. The Sound sounds like a rough town.

 

[Matty]

Just the downtown core. Apparently Toronto shipped us 100 of their homeless recently, the problem is getting really bad down there too.

Bums defiled the Pride crosswalk last weekend, big drama (our apt is a few steps away from there): https://www.owensoundsuntimes.com/n...lls-vandalism-of-pride-crosswalk-cowardly-act

 

[roguejuror]

Paterson said the communities represented are properly referred to as “2S-LGBTQQIAP+ Community Two-Spirit – Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans, Queer, Questioning, Intersex, Asexual, Pansexual, Plus.”

 

[Matty]

Rolls off the tongue

 

[roguejuror]

An Owen Sound bum tried to steal my bike earlier. I went back home to grab my water bottle and left the bike just in front of the apt door for like 10 seconds. I had noticed the bum before entering the apartment but figured he didn't have enough time to grab the bike before I came back out. I was right, except that he was going for it and was about 10 yards away when I came back out. He did a quick 180 while I yelled "What's up man? Do you need a new bike?" He ignored me and I flipped him off while I rode away.

I was shaking a little bit afterwards.

Dirty fucking bums.

Matty against the world

2 months deadline - bike stealing bums - Rod the bod

Can he do it? Can he break the record? Stay tuned

 

[reno cool]

The gays vs the bums
“Sadly, we had anticipated that would happen."

 

[Matty]

It's not really the gays vs the bums, it's pushback against the perceived gentrification of the area. A fancy colored crosswalk is a sign of bourgeois apocalypse (lol). Anyway we're all about to leave this shithole (the downtown core - the rest of OS is very nice)

 

[betplom]

Just the downtown core. Apparently Toronto shipped us 100 of their homeless recently, the problem is getting really bad down there too.

Bums defiled the Pride crosswalk last weekend, big drama (our apt is a few steps away from there): https://www.owensoundsuntimes.com/n...lls-vandalism-of-pride-crosswalk-cowardly-act

Its the same in Windsor, the city has a low violent crime rate but the petty crimes are off the charts. Lots of thefts from vehicles, porch pirates, bike thefts, shoplifting etc. You won't get killed or beaten up/mugged here but if you leave anything of value in plain sight its going to walk away.

I have a new surveillance cam outside to keep an eye on the front section of my unit.

 

[Blitty]

Think we need a definition of half those.

Especially the PLUS one.

 

[Blitty]

Whenever you jerk off your an asexual, right?

 

[roguejuror]

Whenever you jerk off your an asexual, right?

Asexual = not interested in sex at all
Pansexual = attraction regardless of gender
Intersex = hermies, born with two sexes
Two Spirits = identifies as having both a masculine and a feminine spirit

 

[roguejuror]

Especially the PLUS one.

+ is whatever fairy shit imagination you can come up with that doesn't fit one of the other letters which the father didn't beat the hell out of the confused kid

 

[Matty]

I'm sorry about what I ultimately did to this thread.