housepicks
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I hate the "I have no cash on me" thing.
House always has cash on him. And if I don't have much I keep a 50 folded up with my business/credit cards.
Why?
Because i am a white man who doesn't swipe 2 dollar items. If a spontaneous pizza party happens at work I can put in my fair share. If we are playing games for money on a Friday night I am not going to owe somebody some minute sum of money where as you feel like a jackass even asking for it at a later date. If we are at someone's house and they run to get some pizzas and beer..I'm putting in on it. If someone is gonna run to the gas station on the golf cart cuz we are out of redbull, I'm gonna drink someone so I am gonna buy some.
I know these cashless wonder fucks don't have a cent on them and continually get by $5 light here and there. And when you call them out on it they say you are a hype for bitching on some paltry sum of money.
I'm going out for breakfast tommrow with some guys...at least one mother fucker will be eating for free on account of him only having a credit card.
id like to take these fucks and run their gd faces up and down across a brick wall.
House always has cash on him. And if I don't have much I keep a 50 folded up with my business/credit cards.
Why?
Because i am a white man who doesn't swipe 2 dollar items. If a spontaneous pizza party happens at work I can put in my fair share. If we are playing games for money on a Friday night I am not going to owe somebody some minute sum of money where as you feel like a jackass even asking for it at a later date. If we are at someone's house and they run to get some pizzas and beer..I'm putting in on it. If someone is gonna run to the gas station on the golf cart cuz we are out of redbull, I'm gonna drink someone so I am gonna buy some.
I know these cashless wonder fucks don't have a cent on them and continually get by $5 light here and there. And when you call them out on it they say you are a hype for bitching on some paltry sum of money.
I'm going out for breakfast tommrow with some guys...at least one mother fucker will be eating for free on account of him only having a credit card.
id like to take these fucks and run their gd faces up and down across a brick wall.
houser pal, there's something we can agree on 
