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Blitty
AJ, I got your back. I have witnessed grape type formations as well. Those girls are usually hyper-sensitive and become easily stimulated with the slightest touch.
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Thanks Blitty..... it is very unusual but yes they are hyper sensitive and it doesn't take much to drive them wild...... I swear this chick would cum walking a mile in tight enough pants.
 
My best story took place during my birth. As my head pushed through my mother's birth canal, I enjoyed what I was smelling.

So as any virile young lad would do, I took a lick. Then I took another. Next thing you know it looked like I was at a baby back rib eating contest. For babies.

The thing that was really strange was that my mother was enjoying it. My father was in the room and she always faked orgasms with him, so I remember being somewhat shocked that she would expose her enjoyment in front of him. But I was getting mines so I didn't complain.

:greencheck:
 
Bread
My best story took place during my birth. As my head pushed through my mother's birth canal, I enjoyed what I was smelling.

So as any virile young lad would do, I took a lick. Then I took another. Next thing you know it looked like I was at a baby back rib eating contest. For babies.

The thing that was really strange was that my mother was enjoying it. My father was in the room and she always faked orgasms with him, so I remember being somewhat shocked that she would expose her enjoyment in front of him. But I was getting mines so I didn't complain.

:greencheck:
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:bowdown: :lmao: just when I thought I was too wrong too exist
Bread ALWAYS takes it another level
 
Bread
My best story took place during my birth. As my head pushed through my mother's birth canal, I enjoyed what I was smelling.

So as any virile young lad would do, I took a lick. Then I took another. Next thing you know it looked like I was at a baby back rib eating contest. For babies.

The thing that was really strange was that my mother was enjoying it. My father was in the room and she always faked orgasms with him, so I remember being somewhat shocked that she would expose her enjoyment in front of him. But I was getting mines so I didn't complain.

:greencheck:
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OM MY :rotfl::rotfl:
 
Acid Joe
Love it Cali. To the guys 2 fingers in..... try and tickle the belly button.... you will find the G Spot.... After that just as Cali described..... and the ass play if she is game is all good too...... Finger fucking the ass while licking her will drive her wild.

This thread is priceless.
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all three man.
and yes 2 fingers, thats a given.
 
Bread
My best story took place during my birth. As my head pushed through my mother's birth canal, I enjoyed what I was smelling.

So as any virile young lad would do, I took a lick. Then I took another. Next thing you know it looked like I was at a baby back rib eating contest. For babies.

The thing that was really strange was that my mother was enjoying it. My father was in the room and she always faked orgasms with him, so I remember being somewhat shocked that she would expose her enjoyment in front of him. But I was getting mines so I didn't complain.

:greencheck:
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hahaha
 
Alright, which one of you foks just called Bread's phone and wouldn't speak to me when I answered? Do you not know that Bread turns into Sleeping Beauty at midnight?

Plommer, that was you, wasn't it. I could tell by the disrespectful Canadian breathing on the other end.
 
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