Banged the fok up boys...

[RayRay]

yap...shouldnt have started with the vodka at 3 in the afternoon...that led to wine at dinner...then more vodka drinks and shots and couple glasses of champagne....
fiver, i got bitch slapped broham

 

[fiveteamer]

Really, it is not enjoyable. Shots and liquor, getting shitfaced. Sip your beer and get nice and drunk.

-drunk tips from fiveteamer

 

[Bread]

I remember those exact words being said by an Omnipotent Bread approximately three weeks ago...

Which time was this exactly?

The time I almost broke my foot?

The time I couldn't see the lines in the road?

The time that I professed my love for you?


Help me...to help you.

 

[Swarmy]

Really, it is not enjoyable. Shots and liquor, getting shitfaced. Sip your beer and get nice and drunk.

-drunk tips from fiveteamer

LIES, PROPAGANDA, COMMUNISM!!!

 

[Teela]

September 13th at 8:32 a.m.

 

[Bread]

I don't remember that.

 

[senco78]

Which time was this exactly?

The time I almost broke my foot?

The time I couldn't see the lines in the road?

The time that I professed my love for you?


Help me...to help you.

just keep it b/t the ditches

 

[roguejuror]

heart

*jealous*

 

[Teela]

just keep it b/t the ditches

mmike, let me recount the Bread/Teela conversation from that night:

"Okay. I need to make a turn. Focus...focus... dammit, Teela, help me focus! The lines are all doubled. Oh, fuck. I shouldn't be driving. Teela, why did you let me drive? Oh, a light. I need to stop. I'm really fucked up. I'm a mess. Help me turn. I'm almost home. You think less of me, don't you."

Between the ditches was a miracle.

 

[Bread]

Well one thing is for sure - You certainly think less of me since that conversation.



Note to self: Quit calling people when plastered.

 

[Teela]

Bread, I don't think less of you. I don't think more of you either. We've hit a plateau, boo.

 

[Bread]

Bread, I don't think less of you. I don't think more of you either. We've hit a plateau, boo.

Plateaus still take a downturn to the right and the left.

Take it from a serial swerver.....we're on a downturn :down:

 

[Teela]

Bread, I'm going to smack the bejeezus out of you. I'm not kidding. For no reason other than I want to. Acceptable?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Swerve, nigga.

 

[Bread]

Bread, I'm going to smack the bejeezus out of you. I'm not kidding. For no reason other than I want to. Acceptable?

 

[RayRay]

all i know is that i was beyond fucked up if i let a half drunk asian girl drive us home in my car at 4am.... i dont even let her drive my car to the gas station less 1000yards away when she is sober

 

[RayRay]

until i get around the 10-12 range on Heinekens, its not considered drinking, so dont give me any shit..

 

[fiveteamer]

RayRay why are you so sexy???????????????????????????