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With Halloween just 11 days away, I suspect I’ll see a lot of Deadpool and Princess costumes roaming the streets. Here are a few costumes I’d recommend not wearing this year.
Donald Trump Costume: You’re basically guaranteeing half the houses will only give you candy corn if not anything. Also likely to get a verbal talking to. A Kamala Harris costume won’t get you in trouble. Liberals may hand you cash and Trump supporters will just think you’re dressed like Moana.
Hawk Tuah Girl: Not an easy costume to recognize but when you start spitting on the Tootsie Pops, you know you’re going to get mean looks.
Puff Daddy: Walking the streets in bling and a white suit with Bad Boy Records blaring from your IPhone is all you need to make this costume happen. Bringing a bunch of your 13 year old friends along as “accessories” can be your downfall though.
Bottle Of Ozempic: Not only will you not get candy but odds are women in their 40s will try to coax you into their homes and devour you. On second thought, this might not be a bad costume.
A Boeing 747 Jet: You won’t make it past the first house without crashing and burning. This also goes for any early model Tesla costumes as well.
Donald Trump Costume: You’re basically guaranteeing half the houses will only give you candy corn if not anything. Also likely to get a verbal talking to. A Kamala Harris costume won’t get you in trouble. Liberals may hand you cash and Trump supporters will just think you’re dressed like Moana.
Hawk Tuah Girl: Not an easy costume to recognize but when you start spitting on the Tootsie Pops, you know you’re going to get mean looks.
Puff Daddy: Walking the streets in bling and a white suit with Bad Boy Records blaring from your IPhone is all you need to make this costume happen. Bringing a bunch of your 13 year old friends along as “accessories” can be your downfall though.
Bottle Of Ozempic: Not only will you not get candy but odds are women in their 40s will try to coax you into their homes and devour you. On second thought, this might not be a bad costume.
A Boeing 747 Jet: You won’t make it past the first house without crashing and burning. This also goes for any early model Tesla costumes as well.