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we need him to track down the 48 beer drinking guy in tampa and get him posting here
http://news.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474979469983
A man in Florida drank 48 beers on his birthday, which he later admitted was 10 too many.
James Taylor told police in Hudson, Fla. that he guzzled two cases of brew Thursday to mark his birthday. Considering he turned 58 that day, maybe he should have drank 10 more beers, instead of 10 less.
Either way, Taylor, a transient, drew attention when he was reportedly raising a ruckus on a beach, according to a Pasco County Sheriff's report.
When confronted by authorities just before 8 p.m., Taylor left the beach, but soon returned.
This time, he ranted so violently that he frightened a grandmother and her young grandchildren, according to WTSP.com. Then he went too far. Just before 9 p.m., Taylor exposed his genitals and "urinated in the middle of the sand," according to police.
Unfortunately, that is what people do when they drink 48 beers.
At that point, a deputy returned and busted him for disorderly intoxication in a public place and causing a disturbance.
Taylor's escapade ended with a medical evaluation and a trip to the Land O'Lakes jail. It's pretty astonishing that he was able to consume so many beers without getting alcohol poisoning. He was held in jail Thursday in lieu of $100 bail. If he drank 48 beers to celebrate his 58th birthday, what does he have in store for next year?
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