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Attn: Bread (re: dating sites)

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jELLO balls...Of course don't go outside your comfort zone or you will appear awkward. We can't all be skilled hunters ;-)

JK man. Can't wait til you date that hottie fulltime and you come visit me and Robyn and we all play tradesies one drunken night :up:


Blitty....she is not the one. Confirmed.
 
jELLO balls...Of course don't go outside your comfort zone or you will appear awkward. We can't all be skilled hunters ;-)

JK man. Can't wait til you date that hottie fulltime and you come visit me and Robyn and we all play tradesies one drunken night :up:


Blitty....she is not the one. Confirmed.

Note to self:
Obtain girlfriend BEFORE meeting Bread & Rubyn.

Tradesies! :saviordog:
 
To be honest, I'm not that sure about this chick being super cool after that last email she sent. Kind of dorky. She's still sexy, but I don't know about riding around with the Jeep top down singing the pina colada song with your girlfriends. And I'm not real big on chicks calling me SON! She IS only 26 though. That's an excuse and a plus.
 
I think the thrill is gone with this one. I emailed her back the other night and just said, yeah I'm not really a photo guy. Sorry.

Didn't hear back. Figured I'd give it another shot today since I didn't really leave her anything to work with in my last message. Her username is meganwine, and there's a few pics of her drinking wine so my internet detective skills told me she might like wine. That's actually right in my wheelhouse - something I know a lot about from my work. So I asked her about wine.

We'll see if she comes back with something. If not, I'm obviously not going to send her anything else. I'm already stepping out of order once here.
 

The "SON!" thing... I don't know. I guess maybe it just got worn out with me and my friends back when Dave Chappelle was popular. That's the voice I hear it in when I see it written and it's just not something I want to hear a chick say to me. I just get an image of a girl that's not attractive to me for some reason. Annoying would be more appropriate.
 
Totally agree with Jello on the "son" thing. If some chick called me "son" I'd auto block her in a heartbeat.

If it was our 12th date it would be a different story. She hasn't met him yet and she's calling him "son". Get the fuck out.
 
Totally agree with Jello on the "son" thing. If some chick called me "son" I'd auto block her in a heartbeat.

If it was our 12th date it would be a different story. She hasn't met him yet and she's calling him "son". Get the fuck out.

Yeah, Daft turning down pussy because a broad used a certain word.

I'd love to hear Mrs. Dafts opinion on this.
 
plommer, that's where you and I are different. I don't waste time with college drop outs that call me "son". I'm 38 years old. I don't play that shit. I can see how you would have a hard time believing that but it's the truth.