Ask Vegas Dave

[Rubyn]

How many posts am I worth to you Robyn?!? HOW MANY!?!

Dear David,

You are worth every single one of the five million posts. But between the finishing courses and Shamisen lessons, I hardly find time to read the internets.

 

[Hawk]

Not unless you want the answers to the SBR universe. You don't strike me as the type to care though, Hawky.

Well I am kinda nosy...but it'll have to wait. 24 is starting in 10 mins.


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[Cougar Bait]

Dave we could have a hell of a NHL picks thread going by now...

 

[AMBy]

we have a lot of hockey guys on this site...much more than most...

 

[Bread]

Dave if you lose to Herman in the opening round of the Panties Tourney, will you leave GameLive in shame?

 

[Vegas Dave]

Would you cut off a finger for 1 night with Carmella Bing?

This is a fantastic question, one that I've given a lot of thought to before answering.

There are clear cut pros and cons to both sides. It makes for a pretty good "what happened to your finger?" story, too.

What it comes down to in the end is a quick google search discovering that Carmella can be had for about $1500.

So, the new question becomes, would I cut off my finger for $1500?

And now, the answer is no.

Toe for a night with Carmella though, all day.

 

[Vegas Dave]

Dave we could have a hell of a NHL picks thread going by now...

This is why I shouldn't have a damn thread. I was going to start one, but decided no plays today, only leans...

You are thinking wisely! I didn't love anything on the board today, but Pittsburgh, Anaheim, and Philly were my leans after looking it over this morning.

Of course, my leans are 2-0 and my 3rd one is winning 2-0. When I don't post plays, they win. When I do, they lose. 'Tis brutal.

 

[Immortality]

Dave - Do you agree with Jaime Kennedy that his girl Jennifer Love-Hewitt has a pear ass?

 

[Vegas Dave]

Dave - Do you agree with Jaime Kennedy that his girl Jennifer Love-Hewitt has a pear ass?

Yes, and it is amazing, from the looks of it. I'm not jealous of many people, but that man is one of them.

 

[AMBy]

i still don't understand the love affair with jennifer love hewitt....girl is homely...and it has nothing to do with her weight.

 

[KingRevolver]

Dave- not sure if these have been asked.

1. Did you ever get into an argument with someone in the office?

2. Who was the absolute worse guy to deal with there?

3. Do the others feel bad for Lou because he has a mental deficiency?

4. Does Johnny walk around like he has big balls?

5. Do the guys in the office know how much a poster has on a game and they cheer for the other side?

 

[Vegas Dave]

i still don't understand the love affair with jennifer love hewitt....girl is homely...and it has nothing to do with her weight.

She lost that excess weight. Beautiful face, beautiful body. Besides, its a nostalgia thing. I'm sure you had a girl you thought was the hottest when you were growing up that you still have a soft spot for.

 

[KingRevolver]

I agree, Amby. She looks like a ferret. Nice rack, though.

 

[KingRevolver]

She lost that excess weight. Beautiful face, beautiful body. Besides, its a nostalgia thing. I'm sure you had a girl you thought was the hottest when you were growing up that you still have a soft spot for.

Yes- he loved Tina Yothers from Family Ties.

 

[AMBy]

She lost that excess weight. Beautiful face, beautiful body. Besides, its a nostalgia thing. I'm sure you had a girl you thought was the hottest when you were growing up that you still have a soft spot for.

Funny you say that...you are going to laugh so hard at who it is considering what she has become now. My big crush growing up was Paula Abdul. I had a picture of her when she was a Laker Girl..wonder what happend to that.

 

[Matty]

i still don't understand the love affair with jennifer love hewitt....girl is homely...and it has nothing to do with her weight.

Exactamundo. (I'd hit it and brag about it til the day I die, but by Hollywood standards, she seems well below average.)

 

[Bread]

Check out a couple-a Adonises like Amby and Matty pooh poohing on JLH. Classic.

 

[Vegas Dave]

Dave- not sure if these have been asked.

1. Did you ever get into an argument with someone in the office?

I had it out with Lou once or twice, but not over anything important.

2. Who was the absolute worse guy to deal with there?

Well, I'm partial to Bill, considering he hired me, turned on me, and then let me go and all.

3. Do the others feel bad for Lou because he has a mental deficiency?

Since when is being quiet in person and a bigshot online a mental deficiency? It's pretty much half of forumland and 90% of online gamers.

4. Does Johnny walk around like he has big balls?

I suppose so.

5. Do the guys in the office know how much a poster has on a game and they cheer for the other side?

No, I never heard of anyone rooting against a specific poster. That would be kind of silly big picture. As a general rule, upsets = money since more people like to bet faves, so they liked to see upsets, but it wasn't like they were rooting against Poster A.