MrMonkey
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- Since
- Jan 28, 2010
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I decided
MrX, this makes me feel better! Same way around my house of who's in charge. Were a lot alike except I never was a beauty pageant winner.

I decided
Mrs. X, rattlesnakes, or putting up with drunken Bread shenanigans?
Being the niggest douche is a step up from totally irrelevant.
Who are you wearing?
You like golf?
Brownish grey, Roxy sweatpants cut off by me, a neon pink and black horizontally stripped sports bra by Forever 21, a three or four seasons ago Urban Outfitters, dark grey, vintage style cotton tee with cut out neck (also cut out by me) with a neon pink line drawing of a horse with a neon pink "I <3" above it. I am also wearing 2 gauge black with white stripes claw style horn earrings (probably carved by children in a third world country), and sporting a brushed titanium Teno ring (former wedding ring, now promise/going steady ring). Hair is unwashed and held somewhat in check with one bobby pin, and one micro, brown hair claw, clip thing.
When I walk out the door in the next few minutes to go to Starbucks to throw this now luke warm drink into a barrista's face, I will be wearing black sanuk flip flops, which I think Robyn (or you if they make them in men's sizes) would quite enjoy. I bought a pair after stealing Red Die's a few times when they were sitting by the back door. The soles are made out of really thick yoga mat material.
If you want to use my name here for the sake of answering the question I am on board with that. Being the biggest douche is a step up from totally irrelevant.
i am still sending you bottle caps, been collecting with various things. How excited are you?
Why do you drink Starbucks? You paid $4.60 for your grande latte and the poor colombian farmer got less than a penny of that. Drink free trade please.
Mrs. X, do you think Wally is a racist?
MrsX, so addicted to coffee, can't stop! It's like starting a car engine. Tried cutting down to one cup and stilling getting headaches. Done by early afternoon drinking it but still too much. Seriously, how did you stop without feeling messed up?
Say, do you like fun?