Ask MonkeyF0cker Thread

[MonkeyF0cker]

Besides Bread, who is the worst bettor you have encountered on the gambling forums?

Wow. That's tough. I really don't pay too much attention to other people's picks. Fishhead, jjgold, and Onthewhat would have to be up there though.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

what was your starting bankroll when you decided to go pro?

where did you go to college?

what kinda degree?

whats your DOB and SS#?

paper or plastic?

I started by playing poker so I already had a bankroll when I went into sports. I pulled $10k out of my poker bankroll after I had written a bot for Matchbook. I went to the University of Wisconsin and majored in Electrical and Computer Enginneering. My DOB is 14-32-20011. My SS# is 1. Paper if they have it.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

How did it feel to get owned by Raiders at Peep's Place? I am sure you miss that guy.

I only wish I could get a paid posting gig at EOG. Only a select few sharps are capable of getting in the door there.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Do you ever get tired of chicks sleeping with you because "it feels like getting fucked by Sonny Crockett?"

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I actually hate getting asked where Tubbs is. How the fuck am I supposed to know where fuckin Tubbs is? I'm not his mother.

 

[Saulty]

Can someone actually beat the slots for half a million MonkeyF0cker?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Can someone actually beat the slots for half a million MonkeyF0cker?

Not by skill. Unless it was over an extremely long period of time. Throughout 10 years, sure it's possible.

 

[Dunder]

I you were not involved with poker, would you base yourself in Vegas?
If not, where would you move to?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

No way. I'd probably be in Chicago or California. This place has very little appeal to me now other than gambling.

 

[Acid Joe]

Besides Bread, who is the worst bettor you have encountered on the gambling forums?

Zboyz and the king......

 

[Acid Joe]

Monkey never did get the number of the bat phone. I am supposed to give Casper a call late saturday, possibly meet up with him. Too much to do before I leave on Wednesday. Fuck...... should have stayed longer.

 

[Immortality]

How many people have you personally seen move to Vegas and go busto?

 

[Blitty]

Is the local LV cocaine cut with baby laxative, glutamine or other?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Is the local LV cocaine cut with baby laxative, glutamine or other?

I found a really good guy lately. I think his stuff is cut with inositol, but its not him who cuts it since its rerocked. It's about 55% pure.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

How many people have you personally seen move to Vegas and go busto?

Too many to count.

 

[Blitty]

I found a really good guy lately. I think his stuff is cut with inositol, but its not him who cuts it since its rerocked. It's about 55% pure.

Excellent.

So..fyi I am coming out for a hockey tourny march 11-14. Lets meet up for sure this time!

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Definitely, bro.

 

[Jello]

Do you have Duke or BYU in the top 5 of your power rankings?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Do you have Duke or BYU in the top 5 of your power rankings?

I honestly couldn't tell you. I don't compile a list of my power rankings like Sagarin, etc. It's all done programmatically. I'd have to create an algorithm to do it.