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Kato,

If a friend gave you $10,000 to gamble with over a one year period and promised to give you a 10% payout from whatever the final amount was, what would be your strategy? What would be your allocation to the various sportsbooks? What percentage would you bet on each of your various sports? TIA, I'll hang up and listen.
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lol at the hang up and listen.

background on me:

purely a rec better in all ways. only bet NBA and College Football. 1st-would never take the 10K to begin with. too much responsibility associated. now, i keep no more than $500-$1,000 at bookmaker and $50 per game. no system.
 
I really like the bird. The inside of the crest might need a little bit more...something. I was considering doing the tops of my feet. Less of a commitment than a half sleeve. Maybe I'll start designing something when I get back.
 
Mrs. X
I really like the bird. The inside of the crest might need a little bit more...something. I was considering doing the tops of my feet. Less of a commitment than a half sleeve. Maybe I'll start designing something when I get back.
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thanks for the feedback. i have a couple of friends that have the tops of their feet done. think it looks good. i hear that spot is really sensitive though?

When are you back in denver? Grand Junction now?
 
kato
thanks for the feedback. i have a couple of friends that have the tops of their feet done. think it looks good. i hear that spot is really sensitive though?

When are you back in denver? Grand Junction now?
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We just went through Rifle. Mr. X told me it's about a half hour more until Denver.

The only tattoos I have are on the tops of my thumbs and one finger. I've got to imagine it would feel like that only more. The one tattoo I have is a wedding ring, although it was a "anti-wedding ring" I got when I was twenty one, because of some dumb dumb boy.

The two things I lose the most are sunglasses and jewelry. I normally don't wear jewelry except for gauged ear rings that I don't take out and a wedding ring. I think I'm up to number five or six on the wedding rings (I think this Monday is our six year anniversary, we're not good at keeping track of these things), and about a million on sunglasses. I buy sunglasses at the Goodwill on a regular basis, and try to have at least three on hand. I like sunglasses and even more so since I got LASIK a few years ago. My eyeballs are pretty sensitve to light and eye surgery intensified it. Totally worth it though, on the short list of things that I would enthusiastically recommend. Although sometimes I think I probably look like a douche since I wear them in situations that most people wouldn't. I just forget to take them off. Also, it's so nice and private behind there.

Digressing. Lost wedding rings. Obviously I don't buy expensive rings. The original one was I think $175, and a few have been around $8. I decided I was going become more responsible with keeping my sacred piece of love jewelry safe and bought my last ring at the "high end" of my jewelry spectrum, about $125. Within two weeks, it was gone. I was furious with myself. I drove to the tattoo parlor and wanted to get something permanent and better looking than the muddy piece of junk my twenty one year old self got on a whim at Venice Beach all those years ago. The girl said that she couldn't fix it because it would just become more blobby.

I did once session of removal. It needs one more and then I can have it redone.

Tattoo removal is a hundred times more painful that the actual tattoo. It's intense and short, but I actually got nauseous from the pain.
 
I like sunglasses and even more so since I got LASIK a few years ago. My eyeballs are pretty sensitve to light and eye surgery intensified it.
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Same thing happened to my friend Kris. He bitches about it all the time. Women look better in sunglasses.

Although sometimes I think I probably look like a douche since I wear them in situations that most people wouldn't.
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Or mysterious???

Digressing. Lost wedding rings. Obviously I don't buy expensive rings. The original one was I think $175, and a few have been around $8. I decided I was going become more responsible with keeping my sacred piece of love jewelry safe and bought my last ring at the "high end" of my jewelry spectrum, about $125. Within two weeks, it was gone. I was furious with myself. I drove to the tattoo parlor and wanted to get something permanent and better looking than the muddy piece of junk my twenty one year old self got on a whim at Venice Beach all those years ago. The girl said that she couldn't fix it because it would just become more blobby.
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IDK, maybe better than what I just had to deal with. A girl that expected a 2 ct. tiffany solitaire.

I did once session of removal. It needs one more and then I can have it redone.
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This girl Ally got a gecko on her ankle when she was a hippy (now comic book hipster), had 4 sessions, looks like a 5 year old drew a blob now. Rough shit. GL with that.
 
kato
IDK, maybe better than what I just had to deal with. A girl that expected a 2 ct. tiffany solitaire.
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Mr. X says, "sounds like ALOT better". Is this the same unidentified woman that just washed up on a shore in San Francisco dead, folded and packed into a suitcase?

You ran away right?

This girl Ally got a gecko on her ankle when she was a hippy (now comic book hipster), had 4 sessions, looks like a 5 year old drew a blob now. Rough shit. GL with that.
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The older the tattoo is, the easier it is to remove. It's such a small area, it's really not a big deal.

If you don't gamble for a living (doesn't everybody?) what do you do?

Kato, why don't you go out with Ally Kato. A comic book hipster that realizes that being a hippy is wrong is a catch! Comic book hipsters like stainless steel wedding rings and know that diamonds are stupid and bad on many levels.
 
i like where ur head is at.

went through the break-up about 3 mos ago. so yeah...good move. no death however. or i won't admit to it.

ally-good friend (comic book geek as well) girl friend. perfect for each other. and you are right, anyone who fits in that model i am normally attracted too.

i sell mid-ticket lease financing on capital equipment (250K-30MM) to companies that fit in the range of revenues of 30MM or higher.
 
Mrs. X
Mr. X says, "Good lord, why would you want to do that?"

Kato, bring Ally to Hawaii Kato so you can get Mr. X drunk and make him teach you his secrets.
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v. tempting, very.

the sadistic part of me likes my job, and it does pay well. not bateman well (lol) but ok. Mr X>me on life i am guessing/sure of. but always down to drink.
 
did you see this cool?

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