Ask Daft A Question

[Tron]

Daffy if I was in Ft Lauderdale would you come party with me?

Because I was there last weekend.

You should have called me. I would have met for some beers.

Seriously.

 

[Teela]

I thought you already had daffy's nudes.

No, I was close.

 

[Archie]

No, I was close.

close as in, you almost got him to send them

or the pics weren't nude, but CLOSE to nude

Dafty send Teela a pic without a tube sock over your wanger pal

 

[Bread]

It crossed my mind, but then I was so flaky with my plans (had no plans, and just running around willy-nilly. Thought I'd probably be a bit annoying to be around.

I'll hit you up next time.

 

[Archie]

don't believe him Daffy, he wasn't in FTLD

if so he'd tell us what the bartenders there looked like

 

[Teela]

He was wearing Superman underoo's, complete with a cape.

 

[Bread]

I had many bartenders. No clue what any of them looked like.

This one at a dive bar...There was a special on domestics. My gf asked if Yuengling was included. Old trashy hag goes "Honey, Yuengling is an IMPORT. Doesn't count."

A highlight.

 

[Archie]

imported from PA!!!!!

lol

 

[TaylorHallowedBeThyName]

Daffy when I make a big brown boom boom in the toilet where does it all end up?

 

[FairWarning]

How do cops feel about Drew Peterson?

 

[TaylorHallowedBeThyName]

Whats the meaning of life Daft?