Ask Blitty A Question

[Mrs. X]

Mrs.X is a solid 8

Even if you are just being kind, how can I come up with a snarky yet funny calm strikey question after that.

 

[Mrs. X]

Robyn, you can stop kissing the X's asses now. Its painfully obvious to everyone.

Blitty, we are in love Blitty. Don't hate our love.

Have you ever been in love Blitty?

 

[tltaylor89]

Why are you a whistle blower?

 

[kato]

RJ, the photographer emailed me a few days ago and said he's working on all of his Afterburn pics and another festival he went to right after. I'll post them here RJ, I promise.

Blitty, I'm still thinking Blitty.

good news!

 

[Rubyn]

Robyn, maybe a 7.5 straining like Acid Joe's buttons with all of my features whited out by studio lights.

6.75 on a good make up and hair day. Generally I would say 6 maybe 6.5 if you like weird noses.

But, I'm smart and feisty and on my rating scale, that makes up for alot. But, just thinking with your non metaphorical dick, I wouldn't make most cuts. Thank god Mr. X has a thing for quirky girls.

Blitty, I'm trying to think of a good question for you Blitty.

I'm not sure why, but I think Acid Joe is going to like this.

 

[roguejuror]

Have you ever been in love Blitty?

Excellent, and good, question.

 

[Bread]

Blitty, Amby...call me.

Ooops...in form of a question.

Blitty, can you and Amby call me? We need to setup a date.

 

[mcbaseball10]

Blitty, do you still have a female roommate?
Does she comment on your sexual escapades?
Could you give us an example of an analagy using Mrs. X and self-glorifying yourself?
Have you called your tout lately?
Would you like me to send you my extra supply of Trojans?

 

[Mudcat]

Do you like fun?

I'm gonna say No.

Ex: While at Macy's today with a girlfriend, she wanted to go take pictures with Santa. I wasn't into it. I was miserable through the whole process. She said,"You don't like to have fun".

That's too bad. I find that fun can be quite enjoyable.

 

[Matty]

Blitty, if you didn't touch the roommate yet, how do you do it? How do you not end up accidentally inserting MiniBlitty into her?

 

[RayRay]

Blitty, how is the progress with the chick that works with you...the one who likes hockey

 

[roguejuror]

blitty when you went to the safari to what country did you go?

 

[MrMonkey]

Blitty, just noticing that it's December 1st already, wow time flies! Does your trust fund allowance hit the books every month on the 1st?

 

[Blitty]

Blitty, we are in love Blitty. Don't hate our love.

Have you ever been in love Blitty?

Yes I have felt the symptoms of love. Kinda overrated.

 

[Blitty]

Blitty, Amby...call me.

Ooops...in form of a question.

Blitty, can you and Amby call me? We need to setup a date.

Will do.

 

[Blitty]

Blitty, do you still have a female roommate?
Does she comment on your sexual escapades?
Could you give us an example of an analagy using Mrs. X and self-glorifying yourself?
Have you called your tout lately?
Would you like me to send you my extra supply of Trojans?

Yes she thinks I'm a player and a pimp.

Mrs.X scowls me when I say something inappropriate then she pats my head. Similar to how you would treat a naughty puppy.

No toutage for me.

Send em'!

 

[Blitty]

Blitty, if you didn't touch the roommate yet, how do you do it? How do you not end up accidentally inserting MiniBlitty into her?

I decided I'm not gonna rush it. I have a plan to at some point invite her out and just get wasted, then bring her back and be like let's get this over with. I need to refine my plan more.

 

[Blitty]

Blitty, how is the progress with the chick that works with you...the one who likes hockey

There are a few that fit that category. I think the one you are referring to, has a bf so it make time a little more time than expected to lay the wood.