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Sickler, please don't go there. My advice is to keep it all bottled up inside.

Bread, you're a poser. Real losers don't wear Kanye shades all day and night.

Can't think of anything to ask right now. Be back in a bit.
 
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Hawk
Why do I look gay and why do you sound gay?


:clueless:
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You look gay because you gave up on your manliness about 10 years ago. I sound gay because I suck cock. Works adversely on the vocal cords after awhile.

Matt Rain
Sickler, please don't go there. My advice is to keep it all bottled up inside.

Bread, you're a poser. Real losers don't wear Kanye shades all day and night.

Can't think of anything to ask right now. Be back in a bit.
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Don't diss the Kanye shades. Ever again.

Matt Rain
What do you do with all those losings?
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Great question. I don't eat at lots of fancy restaurants. I don't buy my wife lots of shiny gifts. I don't see the world.

tullamore
Bread do you dream of winning, or have you come to terms with reality?
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Well you see therein lies the illusion. From time to time I will win. Sometimes I win a lot. My brainwaves become skewered. I don't live by the 53.5% success rate or whatever the hell those kids talk about. I look at it as, "Hey! I won tonight. That means there is a 100% chance that I will win again tomorrow night because I know it can be done!"

And we all know how that turns out.

So to answer your question, I dream that I will come to terms with reality one day.
 
RayRay
how much does robyn fake it? 90%... more?
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That's not very nice Ray. But the truthful answer here is....I don't know! Many guys say they KNOW! Like I bet Brock Landers KNOWS everytime his wife fakes it. I know it's very easy to tell when I'M with her. But Robyn...I have no clue. She is a born entertainer, so she's good. Wishful thinking would put the answer somewhere between 30-55%

pico
why you left sbr?
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I was only there for the pussy, Pico. That left, and so did I.

AMBy
It is -10 degrees up here right now...How jealous are you of that?
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Very jealous. I actually made me some froot loops and took my laptop out back today because these are the last few days of a cold spell, and it's about 60 right now and I love it. I would trade with you right now in a split second.
 
I don't even have a clue of where to start. Between all the sports, jai alai (lots when it was here locally), casinos, fantasy football, poker, various pools....

Man I have no clue. But it is very deserving of me owning my own thread with this very title.
 
Bread, if you know your a loser all the time, why not do what I did and fade yourself. I call it Col. Klinking. For the last 3 years, my kid has made a fortune fading my picks, the little bastard (literally). Anyway, I have started to fade all of my Football picks last year, and I lost at a 60% clip. Try it out. It seems like you may have a teammate also. Just do your handicappin, then tell the Robynator who you really like, then have her fade the pick.
 
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