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Are you ugly? If you aren't now you will be soon enough.

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Since I'm getting extremely bored masturbating to the same porn day after day I decided to look for local horny middle aged prairie broads that aren't looking for direct cash payment.

I signed up on a dating site.

I took some photos of myself to add to my profile and I am not impressed. I cannot deny I am ugly.

My ugliness has gotten worse as I've aged - I used to be only semi ugly but now I'm gradually turning into full on UGMO. I can't wait to see what I look like in a few more years.

A few years ago people told me I resembled James Gandolfini, and I thought I did too, same physique, chubby face and balding.

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Luckily I have a decent sized kok and am assertive, witty and funny - and I know broads my age will still root (fuck) me as they too are heading down the inevitable path to complete and total unattractiveness.

I am thankful to god that there are ugly broads my age that are still horny, this saves me money as I won't require the services of a pro to get off as often.

Plommer is a realist and will play the hand he has been dealt. He will sex older ugly broads as an alternative to boring porn.

Are you ugly too?
(If you are a middle aged ugly horny broad and will be in S.E Sakatchewan Plommer especially wants to hear from you).
 
No one will be confusing me with Brad Pitt anytime soon but I wouldn't say I am by any means the elephant man. I do Ok on these sites, it has helped me through my pre-midlife crisis.

Be careful out there is all I can say, and enjoy yourself. Expect them to bait and switch (look much worse in person then in their pics). Don't do that yourself. It's a better call in the long run. Watch out for the milfs they like to trap; check/raise them and then get the fuck out of there. Wear rubbers. A lot of divorcees looking for action.

If it looks too good to be true it is.
 
Blitty
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Not bad pal. I would tag-team impoverished 3rd-world vagrants with you. :highfive:
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Blitty, that was me at 39 when I was good looking like you. Now I'm in my mid 40's and I'm falling apart.
I get these skin tags on my body and new moles on my face plus wrinkles and hair growing out my ears.

I'm a fukking mess, pal.

I will admit part of the thrill for me being with attractive hookers/Cubans is the fact that I get to enjoy the pleasure of being with a stunner while they suffer through the act of being sexually violated by a fuglie.

I think I may have some sadistic tendencies.

I really enjoy this kind of porn nowadays:

[video]http://www.xvideos.com/video65943/fat_guy_does_blonde_doggystyle[/video]
 
What the hell is this? Jesus Christ you're like a woman with the hyper-critical picking at yourself.

Are you worried about how you stack up against the Victoria's Secret models?

Are you thinking of entering Miss America?



You're a normal regular looking guy. The fuck? :dunno:
 
Mudcat
What the hell is this? Jesus Christ you're like a woman with the hyper-critical picking at yourself.

Are you worried about how you stack up against the Victoria's Secret models?

Are you thinking of entering Miss America?



You're a normal regular looking guy. The fuck? :dunno:
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I didn't think I was picking at myself, pal.

hyper-critical? This was only my first (but likely last) thread on this subject.

Muddaaay, its ok to pick on the ugly guy, isn't it!

Mudcat if that was a pep talk I'm afraid it won't work, pal.

Mudcat, I think it may have something to do with my hormones.
 
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It's true man.

When I started growing the beard out I thought I looked like shit, and i showed up at Tris's with it in the famous "Red Sox Waffle Hat". She kept feeling my scruff and said she loved the look in the hat.

Then again after fucking her ass that night that was the last time I saw her, so who's to say I guess :clueless:
 
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