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Annoucement - Roguejuror is now MY BITCH

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The dumpster is now filled with my sperm.

No seriously though, holy shit.
I fucked a waitress behind a dumpster after getting stoned with her. A few pumps in I was all worried about stds, because only disease carrying whores fuck behind dumpsters. But I’m no quitter so I finished up jizzed on the crushed stone and went inside and had a jack and coke and made plans to go to the clinic the next day. Surprisingly I got a clean bill.
 
Tully and Caspy should open a restaurant together.

I picture early Anthony Bourdain type debauchery.
Someone the other day asked me what the wildest thing I’ve seen working in restaurants and hotels? I’ve been debating and reminiscing but still haven’t decided on an overall number one pick. I feel my tame stories would be considered wild by the average Joe.