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He seems to have something of a boyfriend on the side, actually. They wrestle, hang all over each other, give each other hickeys (I know, I roll my eyes too, soooo junior high) and his mood seemed to really improve around the guy. Lately though his "boyfriend" has been seeing a chick, so he mopes at my place but doesn't want to talk about it.

I know; my cousin's a mess.
 
He seems to have something of a boyfriend on the side, actually. They wrestle, hang all over each other, give each other hickeys (I know, I roll my eyes too, soooo junior high) and his mood seemed to really improve around the guy. Lately though his "boyfriend" has been seeing a chick, so he mopes at my place but doesn't want to talk about it.

I know; my cousin's a mess.

that was unexpected
 
The last few posts here got me to thinking? Not saying in reference to RS and cousin, he did say cousin right? But would it come under the classification of incest if two male cousins hooked up. :popcorn:

See how I got the "hooked up" going. I might be a retro monkey but I'm learning. :thumbup:
 
Actually MrMonkey, we've never fooled around, but not for the lack of me fantasizing about it. But for the sake of argument I think it would meet the definition of incest, which is typically extended to first cousins as well as immediate family.

And I've got 40+ cousins, this one's obviously my favorite for a reason. Even when I was in the closet he seemed to "get me", ya know?
 
Trust me, it was anything but awesome. Being woken up at 6 AM every morning for razor call and having to shower with all manner of hideous chuds while watching my own back, it was miserable. I wasn't victimized, though; I actually made a lot of friends very quickly and had some older guys looking out for me. It definitely turned me into a man and refined my worldview in many regards. How you approach captivity tells you a lot about yourself.
 
No. I've spent several nights in the tank....one night at a time though. Haven't been there in at least 10 years and don't ever plan on going back.

Of course I live like a monk now, so there's really no threat of me ever having to worry about it again.
 
I did the "living like a monk" thing myself for about six months after college. Honestly, jail was more fun. The one thing that bothered me the most was the fact that in the common room for my block the guys who controlled the TV always wanted to watch the Lockdown show on MSNBC. Yep, the prisoners actually loved to congregate and compare the living situations there with whatever prison was on TV. I used to rail against it, long elaborate diatribes like "Guys, just turn around and you've got all the Lockdown in the world, let's watch something that's NOT about incarceration!" It never went anywhere, though, nobody listened to me.