After spending a week away from home...

[MrX]

Cami gets it. Probably vaccinates her kids, too.

 

[RayRay]

i use 4-5 sheets with every load of clothes ... i might die early, but ill smell good when i go

 

[Cami]

Cami gets it. Probably vaccinates her kids, too.

Damn Straight I do! I don't go crazy with them and get every one one under the sun, but the Flu and other common things, fuck yeah.

Like, hey, baby girl - I know we could have prevented this, but, have fun puking til your stomach hurts and your throat burns! hope your body doesn't hurt too bad. Don't worry, you'll survive.

i use 4-5 sheets with every load of clothes ... i might die early, but ill smell good when i go

#overkill

 

[FairWarning]

I want to smell April-fresh when I die.

 

[Cami]

I want to smell like anything other then death when I die. Death is a terrible, horrible, wretched stench. I think I'd rather smell like a fart, then death.

 

[RayRay]

i still need to mow...


new gf giving me shit because i wont be back to see her for 3 weeks... who had Under 6 days? i dont even think it was heavily juiced

 

[Cami]

You got to leave for work or something?

 

[bacon]

some fuckin slobs up in this piece

 

[RayRay]

You got to leave for work or something?

work at home... just Anal bout my yard...im "that" guy in the cove that wants his yard to look best

 

[Cami]

Oh No, I get that, but I meant as to why you wouldn't see the new chick for three weeks.

 

[RayRay]

she lives in towson, md...i have planned to go up there every 2-3 weeks and stay for a week... i have business next weekend and she has her daughters college graduation the next, so this is one of those times its going to be 3 weeks...

 

[Cami]

Well that sounds reasonable.

How in the heck did you end up with a chick that lives that far away?!

P.S. That's only three hours from us.

 

[Cami]

Also - you see what happens when your good in bed and spoil a chick right from the start?! You set yourself up pal. She's gonna bitch every time.

 

[Teela]

Ray, if you hire a maid, you can hire someone to mow the lawn.


I don't use dryer sheets in the tiny human's laundry. I've been slowly switching to those dryer balls things that are supposed to be better for the environment and reduce static. Huge fail.

 

[RayRay]

Well that sounds reasonable.

How in the heck did you end up with a chick that lives that far away?!

P.S. That's only three hours from us.

she is from here.. been friends ever since i started dating the little viets mom ... she is in my big family of asian friends ... we always had a thing for each other, but timing was never good... she moved last year for a guy...it didnt last and she was single, without me knowing it, for about 5 months... she was home about a month ago and we had a good talk about feelings and gay shit like that... had fun one night and she left a few days later...

Also - you see what happens when your good in bed and spoil a chick right from the start?! You set yourself up pal. She's gonna bitch every time.

she was very lucky this last trip... im on a med called Cabaser... it kills prolactin, so you are able to either keep going after cumming or can get hard again in a matter of minutes...

yes, stevies, ill send you the source where i get it...dont pm me 96769876 times

 

[PuckOff]

Teela, go with Ecos laundry detergent and NO fabric softener of any kind. Do it for the little darling.

 

[Cami]

haha, that is lucky for her!

Oh now it makes sense. Well good for you Ray, way to keep it in the family!

 

[Teela]

I have to use special detergent for her because she has extremely sensitive skin. We have to do allergy testing in a few months when she's a little bit bigger (and has juicier veins).