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Mudcat

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As I have discussed a bit here, I have been feeling some impetus lately to look for supplemental sources of income. Today I followed up on an ad for

INDEPENDANT CONTRACT CARRIERS WANTED

I had no idea what to expect; I was not planning my future around it; I was just somewhat curious.

Jesus christ.

Apparently what people do is deliver newspapers for 4 cents each. If there is an insert flyer, that is an addition 1.15 cents each.

So let's say there is an insert flyer every time. In order to make 50 bucks, you would have to sit down and stuff 1000 flyers into 1000 papers and then go deliver them to 1000 doors. That would snag you about 50 bucks (less the price of gas).

Who the fuck does that? Like if all 1000 doors were in one long hall, it wouldn't be worth it. But people are driving to some assigned territory and delivering these things door-to-door for a nickel a shot.

Madness. I used to have a job delivering Sears flyers when I was a kid and I'm pretty sure I made a nickel each for those. But I was like 10 years old and that was the better part of 40 years ago.

Maybe there is some subtle beauty of this situation and I am missing it. Seems like madness.
 
Maybe there is some subtle beauty of this situation and I am missing it. Seems like madness.

These foks would leave a handful of the same flyer in every mailbox in my high-rise building in Montreal. 220 apartments * 5 flyers = 1100 flyers. Takes about 10 minutes to stuff the 220 mailboxes.
 
Muddy, there has to be other more viable ways for you to make some extra cash. Everyone is re-making old movies, they have redone, S.W.A.T., The Dukes of Hazard, Bad Lieutenant just to name a few. What if you put that magical mustache to good use and maybe do a re-make of Behind the Green Door or perhaps Deepthroat. 70's porn could be brought back to life via the Mudster.

Bring back the stache Muddy.
 
When I read the title of this thread, I actually thought that you might be delivering an "adult" magazine. Good Lord. Vegas has gotten to me.



It is a suggestive title now that I take another look. An adult paper route would be like a regular paper route - except you constantly have lonely housewives licking their lips suggestively at you and asking you in to quote-unquote clean their pipes.

Just one impossibly hospitable sexual situation after another on my adult paper route. :up: