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Adrian Peterson indicted on child abuse

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Mama Freeman - What are we gonna call our son?

Papa Freeman - How about Devon?

Mama Freeman - You're so conventional. Let's add a random syllable that ends in -a, it sounds sophisticated. Devonta.

Papa Freeman - Whateva.
 
Mama - whadya fixin we's gonna call dat boy

Baby Daddy? - dat probably ain't even my nigga so whadeva

Mama - Shit nigga dat my baby how bout Devon

Mama new boyfriend- Bitch I said whadeva...go fix me a chicken pot pie.

Mama - How bout Devonta?

Mama next new boyfriend- Yo Devonta, Devonta, I dont give no fuck...yo you ain't saving dis chicken pie for Devanta is you?

Mama- Mother fucka he be called Devonta and getv yo ass off my pie.
 
Dear forum,

Just wanted to say that people who complain about parents using violence on their kids are stupid. My daddy often hit me when I was a kid and I turned out just fine.


Best regards,

Someone who is actually not just fine and is actually kind of a total asshole