Aaron Judge Home Run Watch

[CASPERWAIT$]

Haha, I've been watching too. It's a big deal, period.

I do hope for Roger Maris Jr's sake, that Judge is never accused of doping. Guy is discrediting an entire era of baseball and I'm not so sure it makes sense.

Judge seems clean to me.

I don’t see any back acne or poor dating decisions the previous juiceheads in baseball have exhibited

 

[Tron]

He did it

 

[Tron]

61 years

 

[Boner_18]

Glad he got the monkey off his back before the playoffs. Have tickets for ALDS game 2 and ALCS home game 2 if they make it.

 

[roguejuror]

Say he finishes the season with 67, are the other homerun balls are also going to be very valuable? 63, 64, 65, 66

 

[Boner_18]

Seasons over but hypothetically they're worth a lot less. Hundreds of thousands but not millions (except the last one which is worth millions).

 

[Boner_18]

I wonder which is worth more, the bat or the ball?

 

[roguejuror]

Seasons over

Homeruns in the playoff don't count?

 

[Boner_18]

Nope. No post season stats do (they're separate).

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Some Guys Can't Catch a Break: The Dude Who Caught Judge's 62nd Home Run Ball Valued At $2 Million Happens To Be Married To a Former Bachelor Contestant

Some Guys Can't Catch a Break: The Dude Who Caught Judge's 62nd Home Run Ball Valued At $2 Million Happens To Be Married To a Former Bachelor Contestant

As you probably know by now, the man above is the lucky son of a bitch who caught Aaron Judge's 62nd home run ball last night. The prized possession is said to be valued at around $2 million. Here's a...

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[Blitty]

Wow.

Guy legit already has the perfect life.

He’s like a jockier version of boner.

Hopefully now they can afford the private jet they’ve always wanted.

 

[Boner_18]

I've put on 50lbs in the gym since I saw you in Jan bruh.

 

[Blitty]

Half the twitter comments say,

“Give the ball back to Judge!!”


Why isn’t the obvious resolution: That Judge can have it. After he bids on it. At an auction, with the rest of the general public.

 

[Tron]

Aaron Judge’s wife is not nearly as attractive as I thought she would be.

 

[roguejuror]

 

[Matty]

I think I'd let her touch my penis.

 

[Boner_18]

Aaron Judge: ‘I Wish I’d Just Used Steroids And Hit 80 Home Runs’

NEW YORK—With the end of the MLB regular season leaving the slugger at 62 home runs, the seventh-most ever in a single year, New York Yankees outfielder Aaron Judge told reporters Thursday that he wished he’d just used performance-enhancing drugs and hit 80 home runs. “Hitting 62 without...

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[Matty]

There's always next year. 💊💉💪