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A Girl Took A Poop In My Front Yard Today

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pally
dude i am laughing over and over and over again at this

you don't find it that funny?? really??

i dont understand, you "left it there" hoping she would come back?? you thought she was gonna come back and pick it up?? why would you think someone would ever come back to get it hours later?

so what were you thinking as you approached it with bags on your hands?? what were you thinking right as you picked it up? were you even a little bit "aroused"? like thinking "wow, a few hours ago, this was actually IN a sexy woman's butt!" You weren't a little bit excited?
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I wasn't aroused at all especially with the flies with shiny green and yellow all over it. I thought the cops would call me back and would want to see it as well. A different story all together is my nephew (wife's side) is going in the second grade. This kid shits his pants everytime. He doesn't shit in the toilet. The family makes every excuse. To make a long story short, they were in 2 weeks ago. I was in the kitchen and thought a leaf was on the floor. I picked it up and it felt like a piece of flat putty. It was black. I smelled it and it was a piece of flat shit. About the size of a dime. It was this f;in kids because it smelled like freshly paved tarred road. So basically I have had 2 encountires with shit in the past 2 weeks.
 
Not a public restroom within a 1/2 mile. There was a good dam river with woods the next block. She had to know that since she most likely was local. Broad daylight take a poop in someones yard. Sick tickets. Amby, I was place a toilet paper dispenser in the front yard to atleast be curtious to any future shitters who want to shit in my front yard.
 
robmpink
Maybe I could construct an army of nuts to take a mass dump in your yard and see if you fail to see a problem.
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dude you said she was a hot blonde in her 20s

if you sent an army of hot blondes into my yard with their fukin panties down just fukin hanging out dropping turds all over the place, um yeah I would fail to see a problem unless you want to make some sort of philosophical argument that being in heaven in actually a problem
 
robmpink
Not a public restroom within a 1/2 mile. There was a good dam river with woods the next block. She had to know that since she most likely was local. Broad daylight take a poop in someones yard. Sick tickets. Amby, I was place a toilet paper dispenser in the front yard to atleast be curtious to any future shitters who want to shit in my front yard.
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See I think the radius here should be at least 5 miles because we are talking about a runner. She could hold it and exact some sphincter control out of courtesy and make it to a restroom.

You know what's big to me here? Broad daylight. Sorry, that's messed up. That can't happen. It just can't. Totally f'd up imo. Great thread though.
 
pally
there was shiny green and yellow all over it?? FROM WHAT?? WTF?????

but, at least youre admitting that if there hadnt been shiny green and yellow all over it that you would have been closer to being aroused
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The fucking flies on it had shiny green on them. Not the green flies that bite, rather the flies that go on shit or decomposition.
 
I once had to poop real bad on a job site with no porta jon. but the toilets were already installed in the house...
so I went upstairs incognito to take a poop in a bathroom but we hadn't put door knobs on yet.
just so happens about the time I take a squat on the jon the hot Realtor chicks show up at the house to show prospective clients the house.

and the first place they show is the upstairs with me dropping a duece,,, trying to be silent and rush it...
didnt work they opened the door to a shock and awe treatment of both parties involved....
the look on their faces was priceless. mine to probally
 
mmike032
I once had to poop real bad on a job site with no porta jon. but the toilets were already installed in the house...
so I went upstairs incognito to take a poop in a bathroom but we hadn't put door knobs on yet.
just so happens about the time I take a squat on the jon the hot Realtor chicks show up at the house to show prospective clients the house.

and the first place they show is the upstairs with me dropping a duece,,, trying to be silent and rush it...
didnt work they opened the door to a shock and awe treatment of both parties involved....
the look on their faces was priceless. mine to probally
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
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