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A Girl Took A Poop In My Front Yard Today

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I get home and my wife tells me a girl with blonde hair in her 20's took a shit in our front yard about 12PM est. Our black lab was barking loudly and usually after a yell for her to be quit, the dog stops. My wife says she went on. My wife looks out the window and see's this girl in athletic gear like she was jogging standing by a tree on a strip of grass on our property by the sidewalk. She was reaching in her shorts and my wife saw something fall out. After a minute or so, my wife goes out and looks and there is a pile of poop. Unreal. I called the police the file a report, but no one called me back. I had to triple layer my hands with plastic grocery bags to pick up this pile of mush.


I wouldn't think something like this would happen. We live in a nice town where you would want to raise a family, nice neighbors, etc.

If someone else told me this story I would probably laugh, but I don't find it that funny. She either had to be really sick or mentally fucked up. I left it there for 3 hour hoping she would come and pick it up. If my wife didn't witness this I would have thought some other dog shit in the yard and gripe.
 
I was driving home from the bar one night, and I saw this girl shitting and throwing up at the same time in someones yard. I took a picture and honked the horn like an asshole.

I will try and find this picture, it is funny.
 
robmpink
I get home and my wife tells me a girl with blonde hair in her 20's took a shit in our front yard about 12PM est. Our black lab was barking loudly and usually after a yell for her to be quit, the dog stops. My wife says she went on. My wife looks out the window and see's this girl in athletic gear like she was jogging standing by a tree on a strip of grass on our property by the sidewalk. She was reaching in her shorts and my wife saw something fall out. After a minute or so, my wife goes out and looks and there is a pile of poop. Unreal. I called the police the file a report, but no one called me back. I had to triple layer my hands with plastic grocery bags to pick up this pile of mush.


I wouldn't think something like this would happen. We live in a nice town where you would want to raise a family, nice neighbors, etc.

If someone else told me this story I would probably laugh, but I don't find it that funny. She either had to be really sick or mentally fucked up. I left it there for 3 hour hoping she would come and pick it up. If my wife didn't witness this I would have thought some other dog shit in the yard and gripe.
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BOIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

FUKK wish you had been able to tape it
 
robmpink
I get home and my wife tells me a girl with blonde hair in her 20's took a shit in our front yard about 12PM est. Our black lab was barking loudly and usually after a yell for her to be quit, the dog stops. My wife says she went on. My wife looks out the window and see's this girl in athletic gear like she was jogging standing by a tree on a strip of grass on our property by the sidewalk. She was reaching in her shorts and my wife saw something fall out. After a minute or so, my wife goes out and looks and there is a pile of poop. Unreal. I called the police the file a report, but no one called me back. I had to triple layer my hands with plastic grocery bags to pick up this pile of mush.


I wouldn't think something like this would happen. We live in a nice town where you would want to raise a family, nice neighbors, etc.

If someone else told me this story I would probably laugh, but I don't find it that funny. She either had to be really sick or mentally fucked up. I left it there for 3 hour hoping she would come and pick it up. If my wife didn't witness this I would have thought some other dog shit in the yard and gripe.
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dude i am laughing over and over and over again at this

you don't find it that funny?? really??

i dont understand, you "left it there" hoping she would come back?? you thought she was gonna come back and pick it up?? why would you think someone would ever come back to get it hours later?

so what were you thinking as you approached it with bags on your hands?? what were you thinking right as you picked it up? were you even a little bit "aroused"? like thinking "wow, a few hours ago, this was actually IN a sexy woman's butt!" You weren't a little bit excited?
 
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so what were you thinking as you approached it with bags on your hands?? what were you thinking right as you picked it up? were you even a little bit "aroused"? like thinking "wow, a few hours ago, this was actually IN a sexy woman's butt!" You weren't a little bit excited?
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Do we want to go there? Yes, probably we do.
 
AMBy
I am failing to see a problem...she had to go ...bad. What would you do if you were out jogging and had to go bad?
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I'm really thinking some further ANALysis is necessary here.

I could see if she had to go, I want to know more about your area, like - was there a McD's around? A Walmart? Anyplace with a public restroom? I'm thinking if so, absolutely no excuse for her behavior;she could have held it for a bit more to get to one of these places. If not though I'm not saying it's excusable but it changes things some.
 
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