it would be cool if mother nature/God/yahweh/allah/luck/karma
gave us somting to balance out natural disasters?
like....
"oh what is that falling from the sky? oh why its 100 dollar bills and free car insurance for 6 month gift certificates!!!!~
oh look hot busty big booty virgins are coming up out of the toliet..... they want to satisfy us!!!!
oh its getting windy..... its really blowing.... Oh wow, the keys to a new car parked outside my house just blew into my lap!"
c'mon God you flooded out all of noah's friends/enimies with water...
at the very least I think we deserve a HUGH pudding natural disaster Tidal wave in California that wipes out all the hilton's and kardashians but let's us all have access to free jello pudding pops and snack packs for life
one time