$1.02 Billion

[roguejuror]

Play the Mega Million yall. 1 in 302,575,350.

 

[Tron]

Odds of getting struck by lighting in Florida are 1 in 615,000

 

[MrMonkey]

Been playing lots. So many places sell tickets but wonder if there be lines sometime Friday?

 

[MrX]

Overnight me a pretzel cheese dog when you hit the big one please.

 

[Boner_18]

Bought $20 on a lottery app. Feeling REALLY good about my numbers.

 

[roguejuror]

$1.1 Billion

 

[roguejuror]

Been playing lots. So many places sell tickets but wonder if there be lines sometime Friday?

MISTER MONKEY YOU GOT YOUR TICKET??

 

[Vegas Dave]

One time for the good guys!

 

[roguejuror]

@Matty can you play it up there?

 

[Matty]

No sir

 

[MrMonkey]

MISTER MONKEY YOU GOT YOUR TICKET??

I sure do got my TICKETS! Not even a line at Publix.

 

[roguejuror]

Not even a line at Publix.

That's because people be buying them on apps and stuff like example t-bone

 

[Vegas Dave]

Almost dropped $130 on tix but thought better of it and fired only $30

 

[Vegas Dave]

The thinking emoji reminds me of Reno.

rip Reno gone too soon 🪦

 

[MrMonkey]

The thinking emoji reminds me of Reno.

rip Reno gone too soon 🪦

No problems my friend, since this guy is still the head DA in your area don't expect any criminal charges coming your way anytime soon. And if so $0 bail for you.

 

[Tron]

Lightning

 

[roguejuror]

maybe it was Cougar Bait

 

[stevek]

I really doubt that

Maybe it was a lesbian that was doing strapon anal when she realized she won

Maybe it's Maybelline