archie getting licked

[roguejuror]

archie loves dogs

 

[stevek]

That would piss me off so bad.

Fuck dogs.

 

[Matty]

Fuck your face.

 

[Vegas Dave]

That would piss me off so bad.

Fuck dogs.

Fuck dogs?!? Jesus on a site full of bad takes this one might reign supreme well done Stevie.

 

[stevek]

Yeah well fuck shit all over the place. Fuck slobber. Fuck being all needy and shit. Fuck being unpredictable and every once in awhile killing a baby. Fuck being unnecessarily loud.

Fuck em. Right up their stupid K9 assholes.

 

[Blitty]

Them fighting words steves.

Go to sleep.

 

[Blitty]

We accept xenophobia, racism, sexism, bigotry etc.


bUt must love dogs here.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

 

[Boner_18]

I hate your dog.

 

[Vegas Dave]

If it approaches me I will be threatened and will (lawfully) physically harm your dog.

Oh my.

 

[Vegas Dave]

How many friendly dogs have you assaulted for entering your personal space Bone Bone?

 

[Boner_18]

Can't assault property. It's defined as contact on a human, just like anyone who says "murder" referring to an animal doesn't get it.

On the other hand a person can use property (a bat, knife, or A DOG) to make non consensual contact with another human. If you use a stick to poke someone's ass in an elevator its assault. But if you use a dog to do it they're acting cute. Unacceptable.

 

[Vegas Dave]

Can't assault property. It's defined as contact on a human, just like anyone who says "murder" referring to an animal doesn't get it.

On the other hand a person can use property (a bat, knife, or A DOG) to make non consensual contact with another human. If you use a stick to poke someone's ass in an elevator its assault. But if you use a dog to do it they're acting cute. Unacceptable.

Semantics Bone Bone. You are referring to legal definition of assault. Textbook definition is "a physical attack".

Need a number. How many dogs have you laid the smackdown on?

 

[Boner_18]

To your original question, zero. Zero friendly dogs.

 

[roguejuror]

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we all wanted to see casper getting licked in the other thread

 

[Vegas Dave]

To your original question, zero. Zero friendly dogs.

Oh man Bone Bone has like 26 "mean" "pieces of property" buried in his backyard for sureeeeee

 

[Vegas Dave]

we all wanted to see casper getting licked in the other thread

Shit at this point we'd settle for a tail wag.

 

[Blitty]

I’ve seen bone bone snuggle dogs.

It’s all an act lol