What is the biggest woman you have been with?

[betplom]

I was really only attracted to the gigantic boobs, but they dissapeared very quickly once she laid on her back.

 

[Tron]

The "heaviest" woman I ever slept with was easily the most attractive (face).

In addition, she had an incredibly sexy voice, said all the right things in bed, was a hard working career woman and to be quite honest, was one of 4 women that I can truly say I have been in love with in my life.

For all of the casual hooking up I've done in my life I'm quite sure now that true beauty has very little to do with looks.


/end of gooey rant

 

[Mrs. X]

Mrs. X, get back to me when you see the drunk necro/fecal porn that
fisch posts when he's drunk.

:eek1:

 

[tullamore]

250 maybe a little more.

 

[Fu Manchu]

The "heaviest" woman I ever slept with was easily the most attractive (face).

In addition, she had an incredibly sexy voice, said all the right things in bed, was a hard working career woman and to be quite honest, was one of 4 women that I can truly say I have been in love with in my life.

For all of the casual hooking up I've done in my life I'm quite sure now that true beauty has very little to do with looks.


/end of gooey rant

not the point of this thread

 

[Tron]

I do that sometimes Fischy

I've also been drinking all day in Miami

 

[Bread]

I do that sometimes Fischy

I've also been drinking all day in Miami

You say "in Miami" like that makes a difference.

I've been drinking all night in my Fun Room. I bet I could out thumb-wrestle you!1

 

[Fu Manchu]

Daft, all i was trying to say was:

point of the thread was the the max gross weight you ever fukked.

not

the most mass youve ever been in love with.

noone on here wants to hear about love stories. except maybe mrs x. still havent figured her out yet.

 

[Rubyn]

blitty WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS FAT PIG THAT YOU FUKED??? DID SHE HAVE ENORMOUS GOBS OF SH*T HANGING OVER HER BELT??

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Blitty]

So boys I think she wants another go at the blittster...what should I do?

Im thinking a little more BJ action. I really can't do anymore to save whats left of my dignity...actually, thats not it im just repulsed at the thought of any more 'full service'. Maybe I can pleasure her with some type of blunt object..?

 

[Fu Manchu]

So boys I think she wants another go at the blittster...what should I do?

Im thinking a little more BJ action. I really can't do anymore to save whats left of my dignity...actually, thats not it im just repulsed at the thought of any more 'full service'. Maybe I can pleasure her with some type of blunt object..?

 

[Blitty]

you in chat fisch?

 

[Fu Manchu]

you in chat fisch?

yes

 

[Fu Manchu]

when am i ever not?

 

[roguejuror]

what i took from this thread

pally classic and pro

blitty amateur

 

[Blitty]

True story. She's gonna invite her other plus size friend in for a threesome. The thought of it repulse's me, but I have to do it, right?

Would it be legendary?

 

[Mudcat]

Pally, there were these white stringy deals hanging down from there. It was like witnessing the pre-stages of stalagmite formations.

i believe the word youre looking for is stalactite. stalagmites grow up from the ground.

I'm glad we got this cleared up.

 

[FairWarning]

True story. She's gonna invite her other plus size friend in for a threesome. The thought of it repulse's me, but I have to do it, right?

Would it be legendary?

Yes it would. You will never forget your first 3-some.