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I'm getting laid this weekend

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Shanty has a reputation of a stiff. Herman has a reputation of a shithead cocksucker.

You say tomato. I say tomahtow.


Either way...there is no winning this conversation. We are all going to like what we like. If someone were to go "Scholar is right. I shouldn't find Shanty amusing any longer!"

Or if you were to say "Bread is right! I shouldn't be concerned with this."

Well then you've essentially lost your balls entirely. We are what we are.
 
RogueScholar
and especially his Christianity. As a Christian myself I have to take umbrage at anyone who behaves in such a way as to paint the lot of us with a bad brush, which also happens to include our current Pope in my estimation.
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I don't think you have to worry about this here necessarily, as the majority of the board is Atheist.
 
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mmike032
IMO anyone that takes forumville that serious needs to take a step back and reflect on their own life.
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Look at it from my point of view. At least when I post I'm attempting to share a thought, a considered opinion, a yet unheard perspective. Say what you will about me, but the way I post reflects the fact that I do nothing in half-measures and that I take everything seriously.

From where I sit, the people who are here just to giggle and bullshit are demonstrating the fact that they're content to submit the minimum effort required for participation. They're content to reuse a tired witticism to express their thoughts. They're willing to take a chance that their last contribution to the world could be nothing more than "LOL, I see what you did there."

Just as you lament me, I weep for you. While we may both err, at least when I err it is with grand effort and my sights fixed firmly upon the heavens.
 
Herman
I ain't big time???

Got a date with my girl. Taking her somewhere nice for dinner, then probably something else fun or something, not sure yet. Any ideas?

It's next weekend.

NICKAY!!!!
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Matt Rain
GL!

Please start a new thread if you plan on getting laid.
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Herman
Also asking her in the next few days if she wants to go to the Kentucky Derby (sit in seats, not infield). She mentioned it a while back that she'd like to go. I'd have no problem spending a couple hundred bucks on a ticket for her to spend an entire day with her.

Do I spill my guts to her at dinner? What is the guy protocol on that?
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These posts are from 4/17. Herman refers to the "next weekend", which starts tonight. So he goes from wondering if he should spill his guts at dinner this weekend to having planned sex with this girl.

This isn't even my #1 reason for believing his story is fabricated, I just happened to find these posts 5 minutes ago.

Since this thread stopped being fun a while ago, I take offense at Herman being called the "most real" person on here. I have mentioned my own inability to get strange pussy about a million times before Herman made it hip to be socially awkward.

Or something.
 
RogueScholar
There's nothing here to suggest he's lying, people just like to see their name in print. He doesn't owe us any proof or pictures, you guys just need to feed your voyeuristic obsessions. I would suggest that once Herman has to produce them to corroborate his story, you have already completely removed the incentive for him to do so. You only share pictures like that with your friends, and you guys can't find it in yourselves to just be his friend, so why not just shut the fuck up instead of chasing away one of the most real people we had?
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This :clap:
 
Not saying RS is right or wrong, but I have a feeling that if Mrs X spent the old days with the old Herman across the way like most here did, she might have a different opinion.

But maybe not.

Either way, I love new Herman.
 
Bread
Not saying RS is right or wrong, but I have a feeling that if Mrs X spent the old days with the old Herman across the way like most here did, she might have a different opinion.
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Ding ding ding.

I love new Herman too. I hope that he spills his guts at dinner and that black chick reciprocates and that they eventually proceed to have successful, torrid first-time sex.

Go Herman.

Hey Herman, did you mail my UK t-shirt already? :wah:
 
All this comes from RS's odd obsession with Herman. He had it far before Herman ever attempted to "be real" on the forums. You can't tell me that if this were someone else's thread that he would have a single issue with any of the posts here. So the question begs, "Are you fuckin serious?"

Get over him, RS. For your own good.
 
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